YAJT: List some Corny Jokes

[DaShen]

When you are Russian going to the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out, what are you?
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European

List some real knee-jerkers

 

[FoBoT]

2 corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed that they were being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. The first cob whispered to the second cob "Don't look know but I think we are being followed by a stalker"

 

[MX2]

What sound does it make when a vinegar truck and water truck collide?



























....DOUCHE!

 

[MrBond]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

 

[dug777]

Someone tell the duck joke. That's hilarious

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: dug777
Someone tell the duck joke. That's hilarious

The one about the duck humper?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Two men walk into a bar. You would've thought the second guy would've seen it.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: dug777
Someone tell the duck joke. That's hilarious

The one about the duck humper?

I demand the duck joke :|

 

[loic2003]

A friend of mine was watching my dog 'cleaning itself' and said "man... I wish I could do that".


I said, "probably best to pet him first otherwise he might bite you..."

 

[Demon-Xanth]

A guy walks into a bar with a tentacle monster. The bartender tells the guy no pets. So the guy replies "This is a special one though, it can play any instrument you give it." So the bartender curious, tells it to go to the piano, where it plays a perfect song, some else hands it a guitar, where it strums a perfect melody. Then a nearby patron gives it a set of bag pipes. After a few minutes of the monster looking at it the guy who handed the monster the bagpipes says. "Looks like he can't play it." To which the monster replies.

"Play it? As soon as I can get the pajamas off I'm going to #@$^ it!"

 

[jme5343]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?








It was in tents!!!


LOL, ROFL. My favorite joke.