- Mar 3, 2000
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i was at this hopping club last night. i had on my high tops and Halo t-shirt, in other words, i was stylin. this hot little blond, I'd say a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10 kept peeping me. i downed my fifth wild turkey and coke and headed on over there to chat her up. i asked her what her sign was and she held up her thumb and forefinger at right angles on her forehead. i didn't know what that meant but i didn't want to seem stupid so i said ya, me too. i asked if I could buy her a drink and she ordered a champagne. she seemed to know the bartender cause he served her right away. i never ordered champagne before and i didn't know it was $25 a glass. oh well, it seemed to be loosening her up as she kept talking to me and touching my arm. i talked about WOW and she talked about her kids and ex husbands. pretty soon she asked me if I wanted to leave and I said yes. I knew I was going to get lucky cause she said she knew of a hotel close by! she said she only lived a mile away but the hotel was closer. i paid the $300 bar tab and we left. ( i stiffed the bartender
) I drove us to the hotel and paid for the room. the door no sooner closed than we were hot and heavy. it was magic, she really seemed to know what she was doing. but it was over too soon and she had to go. she asked for $200 for the taxi ride to her house and i gave it to her. now here's my problem. after she left i noticed my halo shirt was gone! how do i find her and get it back?!
