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olds

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i was at this hopping club last night. i had on my high tops and Halo t-shirt, in other words, i was stylin. this hot little blond, I'd say a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10 kept peeping me. i downed my fifth wild turkey and coke and headed on over there to chat her up. i asked her what her sign was and she held up her thumb and forefinger at right angles on her forehead. i didn't know what that meant but i didn't want to seem stupid so i said ya, me too. i asked if I could buy her a drink and she ordered a champagne. she seemed to know the bartender cause he served her right away. i never ordered champagne before and i didn't know it was $25 a glass. oh well, it seemed to be loosening her up as she kept talking to me and touching my arm. i talked about WOW and she talked about her kids and ex husbands. pretty soon she asked me if I wanted to leave and I said yes. I knew I was going to get lucky cause she said she knew of a hotel close by! she said she only lived a mile away but the hotel was closer. i paid the $300 bar tab and we left. ( i stiffed the bartender :D ) I drove us to the hotel and paid for the room. the door no sooner closed than we were hot and heavy. it was magic, she really seemed to know what she was doing. but it was over too soon and she had to go. she asked for $200 for the taxi ride to her house and i gave it to her. now here's my problem. after she left i noticed my halo shirt was gone! how do i find her and get it back?!
 

Stumps

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this is a parody right?

cause if it's real, you're really pathetic

let me guess you both got naked and your d!ck touched her but never went in and now your worried that she might be preggers?
 

SmoochyTX

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
i was at this hopping club last night. i had on my high tops and Halo t-shirt, in other words, i was stylin. this hot little blond, I'd say a 15 on a scale of 1 to 10 kept peeping me. i downed my fifth wild turkey and coke and headed on over there to chat her up. i asked her what her sign was and she held up her thumb and forefinger at right angles on her forehead. i didn't know what that meant but i didn't want to seem stupid so i said ya, me too. i asked if I could buy her a drink and she ordered a champagne. she seemed to know the bartender cause he served her right away. i never ordered champagne before and i didn't know it was $25 a glass. oh well, it seemed to be loosening her up as she kept talking to me and touching my arm. i talked about WOW and she talked about her kids and ex husbands. pretty soon she asked me if I wanted to leave and I said yes. I knew I was going to get lucky cause she said she knew of a hotel close by! she said she only lived a mile away but the hotel was closer. i paid the $300 bar tab and we left. ( i stiffed the bartender :D ) I drove us to the hotel and paid for the room. the door no sooner closed than we were hot and heavy. it was magic, she really seemed to know what she was doing. but it was over too soon and she had to go. she asked for $200 for the taxi ride to her house and i gave it to her. now here's my problem. after she left i noticed my halo shirt was gone! how do i find her and get it back?!

:thumbsup:
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: Stumps
this is a parody right?

cause if it's real, you're really pathetic

knowing the op, not a parody. and you're on cue!
 

Stumps

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Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: Stumps
this is a parody right?

cause if it's real, you're really pathetic

knowing the op, not a parody. and you're on cue!


that's why I had to ask...it's hard to tell with Oldsmoboat.

 

jlee

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Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I think this thread is hysterical.

I see so many YAGT's all rolled up into this one.

:p

Kinda like your sig. ;)
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Chris, no offense but you suck at the parodies.

Skoorb FTW!

you can come out of your hidey-hole, i'm #1 now :(
 

bctbct

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how do you get laid, even by a hooker without pausing between sentences when you talk?
 

Sqube

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Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
Isn't that a paradox or something, I mean, how can Oldsmoboat's law be applied to its originator?

Universe asplode in 3...?