YAGT. Yet another guido thread.

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paulxcook

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Originally posted by: Josh
Originally posted by: compman25
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: clamum
I'd seriously love to see some guidos in their natural habitat. I've only seen pictures on the Internet but I'm fascinated by these exotic creatures. They're so hilariously stupid and pathetic looking that it would be awsome to witness them out and about. Fuck going on an Africa wildlife adventure, I'll go to Jersey on a fuckin guido safari.
I was just about to post the same thing. Maybe ATOT can organize a guido sight seeing vacation. We will rent a tour bus and drive all around Jersey trying to get a glimpse of the rare guido. If I saw one of the orange ones in person, I'm not sure if I would laugh or cry.
Can we hunt them? For some reason those pics make me want to just punch them, not like I'm angry, hate them or anything, it just seems like a natural reaction: guido--punch--all better now.
I will organize this and take anyone willing to come on a guido sightseeing hunt. $20 a person. BYOB.
Bring Your Own Bat?
 

Jhill

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Originally posted by: Josh
Originally posted by: compman25
Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: clamum
I'd seriously love to see some guidos in their natural habitat. I've only seen pictures on the Internet but I'm fascinated by these exotic creatures. They're so hilariously stupid and pathetic looking that it would be awsome to witness them out and about. Fuck going on an Africa wildlife adventure, I'll go to Jersey on a fuckin guido safari.
I was just about to post the same thing. Maybe ATOT can organize a guido sight seeing vacation. We will rent a tour bus and drive all around Jersey trying to get a glimpse of the rare guido. If I saw one of the orange ones in person, I'm not sure if I would laugh or cry.
Can we hunt them? For some reason those pics make me want to just punch them, not like I'm angry, hate them or anything, it just seems like a natural reaction: guido--punch--all better now.
I will organize this and take anyone willing to come on a guido sightseeing hunt. $20 a person. BYOB.
I'm in. $20.00 to see a real life umpa lumpa is a bargain. Rossman will be all over this.
 

sjwaste

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Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
is there ever a bad guido thread? I think not.
There sure isn't, and I've seen tons of them, spending my summers at the jersey shore and all. Believe me, it never gets old.
 

Mrvile

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I go to school in Providence, RI. We get the worst of em.

"Hey broskee, two Heinekens."
 

Juno

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7-11 on livingston ave in livingston (nj) is always infested with guidos from east hanover (nj.)
 

Dr. Detroit

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A guy at my work moved to the west-coast after growing up in Jersey. He speaks of these elusive creatures and swears they are real.


We have nothing like it on the west-coast.



 

BoomerD

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Guido has always been the "hit-man type IME.

Those little punks are phony "Living the Gotti Lifestyle" wannabes.
 

akshatp

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Oh they are real.. You just need to show up at Jenkinsons (point pleasant) in the summer and they are there in full force.. Also, se Belmar beach if you dont get enough of them at Jenks.
 

IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: akshatp
Oh they are real.. You just need to show up at Jenkinsons (point pleasant) in the summer and they are there in full force.. Also, se Belmar beach if you dont get enough of them at Jenks.
lol. so true. don't forget surf club
 

compman25

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Guido has always been the "hit-man type IME.

Those little punks are phony "Living the Umpa Lumpa Lifestyle" wannabes.
fixed
 

Jhill

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I have to admit. Now that I know they are real.

"See a live orange guido" is officially on my bucket list now.
 

Chryso

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Originally posted by: Tooncesthedrivingcat
The one thing thay have on emo kids is the ability to attract decent looking guinea broads.
Wow, I haven't seen anybody use that term in a looooooong time.
I believe that is officially considered to be extremely offensive.
 

sjwaste

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: akshatp
Oh they are real.. You just need to show up at Jenkinsons (point pleasant) in the summer and they are there in full force.. Also, se Belmar beach if you dont get enough of them at Jenks.
lol. so true. don't forget surf club
Oh man, I've been to both in the same night before, maybe 2-3 summers ago. Just awful. I was able to escape to The Osprey, which had far less, along with a really good punk band.
 

hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: Engraver
They look like average emos to me, maybe with spikier hair.
most of em are friggin ORANGE! is that on purpose? part of the look? i have seen guidos before, but i dont remember the orange skin stuff. grown up oompa loompas or what?
 

clamum

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Originally posted by: Jhill
I have to admit. Now that I know they are real.

"See a live orange guido" is officially on my bucket list now.
Mine too man. :cool:
 

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