YAGT: pr0n and relationships

[Roguestar]

Giggity giggity giggity goo!

 

[azilaga]

Where's the "I get all the action I need from my S.O." option?

 

[stag3]

my wife knows i watch porn and she thought it was stupid.
but one day she was watching cable and since the titles to
movies and softcore porn are similar, she didn't know and
ended up watching the softcore and didn't think it was to bad.
after awhile, she began watching it with me (real xxx). it doesn't bother
her at all now.

 

[Saint Nick]

pshhtt.. i'm jealous of you guys at least getting it a lot from your girlfriends/wives. i don't get much if any at all?

 

[iskim86]

women are teh dom and men are teh hornee

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: azilaga
Where's the "I get all the action I need from my S.O." option?

because that option does not jibe with reality

 

[VIAN]

Originally posted by: sixone
I don't get the attraction for porn at all, for someone who has sex available regularly. If you want to do it, DO IT. Why watch someone else do something that you've already seen done 14.368 times already? I guess if you're too lazy to use your own imagination, then porn would be attractive to you.

If you think real life is anything like what you see in a porn flick, you need serious help. And if you understand that it isn't, then what's the point? You have an SO or a hand, and an imagination, use it.

You're a girl, you don't need to see the attraction. Is the man making you watch porn? No. Is he still with you? If yes, then what are you complaining about?

I always hear girls think that they know us guys and how we interact with porn. It's probably different for every guy. Then they keep running their mouth off about this and that, something that doesn't even apply to him. Retarded assumptions. Then they ask you to tell them and help them understand, but afterwards, they still don't. Control freaks who are insecure is correct. They totally ignore the fact that they were happy in the first place and just started a fight about something so small as Porn.

I always rebel because I feel the the woman is being too controlling. I can't do this, can't do that. I give way too much freedom. Sometimes, I feel like I want to be controlling too.

 

[dingnecros]

since we are on the topic would you say anime and hentai is p0rn and is watching that is cheating. Just to give my personal account I am single currently and I used to have a good collection of "stuff" (23GB +) but my ex-gf found it and deleted it for me but ever since we broke up I haven't really had an urge to download / watch anything (close to 6 months now). I never really asked her about it as she deleted everything and made a new folder called "respect yourself"

P.S. : we didn't break up on this issue

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: dingnecros
since we are on the topic would you say anime and hentai is p0rn and is watching that is cheating. Just to give my personal account I am single currently and I used to have a good collection of "stuff" (23GB +) but my ex-gf found it and deleted it for me but ever since we broke up I haven't really had an urge to download / watch anything (close to 6 months now). I never really asked her about it as she deleted everything and made a new folder called "respect yourself"

P.S. : we didn't break up on this issue

haha.. you're a better man than me.. I would of deleted all her stuff.. on her computer.. then create a folder on her desktop that says "Don't Delete my Sh#$"

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: dingnecros
since we are on the topic would you say anime and hentai is p0rn and is watching that is cheating. Just to give my personal account I am single currently and I used to have a good collection of "stuff" (23GB +) but my ex-gf found it and deleted it for me but ever since we broke up I haven't really had an urge to download / watch anything (close to 6 months now). I never really asked her about it as she deleted everything and made a new folder called "respect yourself"

P.S. : we didn't break up on this issue

I would have given all her shoes to charity and leave her a note "help humanity". If I had guts that is.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: VIAN

Originally posted by: sixone
I don't get the attraction for porn at all, for someone who has sex available regularly. If you want to do it, DO IT. Why watch someone else do something that you've already seen done 14.368 times already? I guess if you're too lazy to use your own imagination, then porn would be attractive to you.

If you think real life is anything like what you see in a porn flick, you need serious help. And if you understand that it isn't, then what's the point? You have an SO or a hand, and an imagination, use it.

You're a girl, you don't need to see the attraction. Is the man making you watch porn? No. Is he still with you? If yes, then what are you complaining about?

I always hear girls think that they know us guys and how we interact with porn. It's probably different for every guy. Then they keep running their mouth off about this and that, something that doesn't even apply to him. Retarded assumptions. Then they ask you to tell them and help them understand, but afterwards, they still don't. Control freaks who are insecure is correct. They totally ignore the fact that they were happy in the first place and just started a fight about something so small as Porn.

I always rebel because I feel the the woman is being too controlling. I can't do this, can't do that. I give way too much freedom. Sometimes, I feel like I want to be controlling too.

I agree with the bolded parts. :roll:

The rest just doesn't seem to have much to do with my post.

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: NightDarker
pshhtt.. i'm jealous of you guys at least getting it a lot from your girlfriends/wives. i don't get much if any at all?

Dude I feel your pain im dating this Spanish girl... and she just does not have the sexual appetite that I have.. its quite annoying... I just told her whenever shes ready then come to me.. cause otherwise I won't initiate anything..

 

[digiram]

Originally posted by: Eghck
According to Chris Rock, women want to be responsible/in control of ALL your happiness. Masturbating pisses them off because you're making yourself happy.

rofl and qft

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: digiram

Originally posted by: Eghck
According to Chris Rock, women want to be responsible/in control of ALL your happiness. Masturbating pisses them off because you're making yourself happy.

rofl and qft

qft what? it's not true. it doesn't piss me off at all if a guy wants to masturbate.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: Gdepp519

Originally posted by: NightDarker
pshhtt.. i'm jealous of you guys at least getting it a lot from your girlfriends/wives. i don't get much if any at all?

Dude I feel your pain im dating this Spanish girl... and she just does not have the sexual appetite that I have.. its quite annoying... I just told her whenever shes ready then come to me.. cause otherwise I won't initiate anything..

yep, i pretty much do the same thing. whenever i want to do it she never wants to. so i gave up trying.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: digiram

Originally posted by: Eghck
According to Chris Rock, women want to be responsible/in control of ALL your happiness. Masturbating pisses them off because you're making yourself happy.

rofl and qft

qft what? it's not true. it doesn't piss me off at all if a guy wants to masturbate.

Me neither. /shrug

 

[Isla]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: digiram

Originally posted by: Eghck
According to Chris Rock, women want to be responsible/in control of ALL your happiness. Masturbating pisses them off because you're making yourself happy.

rofl and qft

qft what? it's not true. it doesn't piss me off at all if a guy wants to masturbate.

Me neither. /shrug

Good grief, as I've gotten older, I'm like, could you PLEASE leave this old lady alone and go look at some porn or something????

 

[Tarrant64]

Originally posted by: Isla

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: digiram

Originally posted by: Eghck
According to Chris Rock, women want to be responsible/in control of ALL your happiness. Masturbating pisses them off because you're making yourself happy.

rofl and qft

qft what? it's not true. it doesn't piss me off at all if a guy wants to masturbate.

Me neither. /shrug

Good grief, as I've gotten older, I'm like, could you PLEASE leave this old lady alone and go look at some porn or something????

I get it the other way around. I try to go to bed, and I get woken up.

 

[nweaver]

Originally posted by: child of wonder

Originally posted by: engineereeyoreActually, I'd say the current condition of the entire country. Possibly a father who couldn't control his sexual desires. Friends whose marriage has fallen apart because of pornography. You're welcome to take your pick. I wouldn't blame Louisiana, or my religion, as I don't feel either is responsible for the above three items.

Considering Mormons think that masturbation and oral sex is a sin and also advocate having large families (original Mormons paired that with polygamy to promote their religion through breeding), I don't find it at all surprising that you find masturbation distasteful or reprehensible. Most likely you were raised Mormon and were taught that from a young age or you joined the church as an adult and found their policies mirrored your own opinions.

In the case of the former, you're only doing what you're told. For the latter, well... a seemingly intelligent adult becoming a Mormon? Now that's just sad.

Why would masturbation be bad but having one's balls blessed at an Endowment Ceremony be fine?

You have no freaking clue what you are talking about....LMAO. We are not one of the fastest growing religions IN THE WORLD because we only teach young kids...

 

[nweaver]

Originally posted by: child of wonder

Originally posted by: engineereeyore
You couldn't be more wrong. Also, Mormons do not believe oral sex is a sin. That is a myth.

That's not true.

http://www.lds-mormon.com/worthy_letter.shtml

Now, church leaders are not to specifically inquire about member's sex lives nor give direct counsel regarding oral sex, but the church's stance on the subject is quite clear.

Originally posted by: engineereeyore
Again, that's just wrong. Seeing as I doubt you've ever been part of an Endowment, you should really stop talking. You look pretty stupid.

I know much more than you think about the Endowment Ceremony. My in laws are Mormons and my wife is an ex-Mormon.

But, please, would you tell people a bit about what goes on during an Endowment Ceremony so they can see how stupid I am?

That means nothing, it's not an LDS church owned/operated site, but appears to be an anti mormon site....lol

 

[nweaver]

Originally posted by: lyssword
Holy crap, engineereeyore is a complete douchebag, he thinks that rapists/child molesters are same as masturbators. Complete lack of logic/morals. It's like he's saying punching a boxing bag is the same as punching unwilling person, or playing counterstrike is equal to murdering people in real life. Or drinking caffeinne is like taking heroine, I can keep saying more ridiculous comparisons, but I think you get the idea..
I have no doubt that engineereeyore is a retard..

comprehension ftl

he is saying SELF CONTROL is an important thing that modern society LACKS.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Tarrant64

Originally posted by: Isla

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: digiram

Originally posted by: Eghck
According to Chris Rock, women want to be responsible/in control of ALL your happiness. Masturbating pisses them off because you're making yourself happy.

rofl and qft

qft what? it's not true. it doesn't piss me off at all if a guy wants to masturbate.

Me neither. /shrug

Good grief, as I've gotten older, I'm like, could you PLEASE leave this old lady alone and go look at some porn or something????

I get it the other way around. I try to go to bed, and I get woken up.

SHENTASTIC!!!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: digiram

Originally posted by: Eghck
According to Chris Rock, women want to be responsible/in control of ALL your happiness. Masturbating pisses them off because you're making yourself happy.

rofl and qft

qft what? it's not true. it doesn't piss me off at all if a guy wants to masturbate.

Me neither. /shrug

Yeah, my gf doesn't give a ****** either. Saves her the effort.......

 

[Luthien]

Because women would rather be doing it than watching it?

 

[nweaver]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: child of wonder
The Mormon church is worth at least $50 billion. Do you think they'd let something as trivial as the truth get in their way?

Most Mormons have never even heard of the Kinderhook plates and the church certainly isn't going to tell them.

Mormonism is also popular for the same reason Scientology is: because members are part of a "secret" organization that promises to reveal the mysteries and answers of the universe to them. They also get powerful sounding titles like "Elder," "Brother," "Bishop," or "Melchizedek Priesthood."

People want to feel important and they want to be part of something important. Mormonism offers that.

ya, I looked that up to last night. It was the Kinderhook plates, not the original tablets that the angel Moroni refused Smith from seeing for 4 years, then allowed him to see, then retrieved for eternity. All of this, some decade or so before he revealed his vision, correct?

After the Kinderhook paltes were foudn by the farmers and taken to Smith, it seems that the Angel Moroni once again decended, and told him the location of the Hummin and Thurminn, [sic] (which are mysterious translating devices described in the bible), so that he could translate them.

Good Stuff :thumbsup:

Also, the book of Mormon is nothing more than a poor adaptation of the KJV. The adaptor was not a fan of the english language either (or just unaware of how to use it properly), it seems

For a divinely inspired text, I wonder why Joseph Smith felt that he needed to retain the copyright for it? (The original attributing him as the author and sole copyright holder)

....now, that's one hell of a departure for this thread topic, eh?

lol, you guys sit here and try and bash what you know nothing about...it really is kinda funny.


Oh, ans for your "kinderhook" stuff

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