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LMAO...

Wow.. :Q

Glad you enjoyed yourself. Not the way I would have wanted to loose my virginity(A stripper 8 years my senior??????? :shocked: ), but hey.
 
Going to teh movies this weekend... (Amityville Horror=No kids) then ass... I'm walking a fine line, cause I want to fvck, but I don't wan't her to try to make me into uncle-dad or anything...
 
Originally posted by: gabemcg
Ok, details...

We got home from the zoo, and hung out at her crib... She cooked some dinner, and we just watched TV and had a few beers till the kid's went to bed. Pretty much immediately after they fell asleep, we commenced making out/heavy petting...

I was really tired (from walking arround all day) and I was fairly nervous, it being my first time and all. I was having trouble getting/keeping it up... Nothing a quick BJ couldn't fix. After the head, I went down on her, and pulled off an incredible feat for a first timer... THE SHOCKER! I was proud of myself anyways... Then we fvcked, but I diddn't cum till she went down on me again.

then we slept.

I woke up with moring wood (yippie!) and proceeded to poke her with it till she woke up... very nice indeed. We did it again, and then I left.

It was kinda funny, cause in the morning, We heard her kids wake up, and use the bathroom/go downstairs, so we had to keep it quiet. It was still quite akward to come downstairs and see these two kid's looking at me like, "you're still here?" I'm sure if they have half a brain between them, they figured out I just got done boning their mom. I thought that was the most akward/strange thing about the whole expirence, and I'm bound to use that as my reason for not wanting to persuit a more "serious" relationship...
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OMFG. wayyyyyyyyyy tooooo mucccccccchhhhhhhhhhh infoooooooooooooooooooooo
 
OMG one of the funniest threads in a LONG time. Two reasons why.

-SHOCKER

-"I wish a polar bear would eat me".

Great stuff.
 
Originally posted by: glorifiedg790
almost 17 year old virgin here. don't know if I wanna lose my virginity to one loose babe 8 years older than me. LOL
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just cause she was a stripper doesn't make her a ho. and neither does her having 2 kids. she could have been married or in a long serious relationship that produced those kids. and you should try an older girl. i've been with women 15 years older than me. they're appreciative and they know what they're doing, and know what they like. no guess work. they do all the work for you.
 
There's nothing wrong with porking an older woman, if you are attracted to each other. Would you have a problem with it if you were 29 and porking a 21-year old chick?
 
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