YAGT: Monkey Bussines *Now with 100% more details*

[gabemcg]

Ok... It's 10:30 the next day, I just got home... I can't get the damn Bloodhound Gang song out of my head...

 

[psiu]

How'd it go at the zoo?

:camera:

 

[Fingers]

If you win over the kids you're golden.

 

[Siddhartha]

OP
Kids are okay and having them along will probably mean a lot to your date.

Are you one of the ATOT "Sex is evil" group?

 

[BMdoobieW]

send the kids to the petting zoo and then take your date to the baboon house

 

[conjur]

<---- is awaiting the Jerry Springer version of the date.

 

[Sunbird]

:beer:

 

[ElFenix]

shens

 

[Sunbird]

Anyway, we need more details.......... positions? did she give you a strip show? That kind of thing.

 

[alien42]

congrats on getting some (if you indeed did) and now get away from her asap. a stripper is enough trouble, but one that comes with 2 kids...whoa.

 

[Koing]

The kids man that would be a big no no imo. Well I would have had to be in your situation but my general stance is to not mess with women with kids. Not 'really' fair on them or me. Well if your not in it for the long haul.

Even if she 'just wants to date' it would still be iffy imo even if she was solely looking for some fun with you. It will SOONER OR LATER be more serious for ONE OF YOU...but if by the off chance it doesn't you have your fun and she can have her fun also

Just wrap it up (not because she is a stipper but because you don't want to be a frickkin daddy!). Safe sex is a bit sh!tty but sure as hell beats being a dad that you don't want to do!!!

It should have been Salsa dancing and not the zoo once you found out about the kids. The zoo is just inviting her kids along.

Good luck dude either way.

Koing

 

[Alkaline5]

Given that You are 21, She is 29, and the kids are 8 I thought this was interesting:

You + Kids = Her

You + Her = 2Her - Kids (this is the only way to get You and Her together, but would require two clones)

You = Her - Kids (sounds good at first, but would involve ditching the kids)

Kids = Her - You (Probably the way to go: Bow out now)

You/Her + 1 = Her - Kids/Her (Left side of the equation looks promising, but the Right side requires actions that are illegal in 49 states)

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
shens

 

[Rhin0]

If this is true, i'd say your golden if you don't completely blow it. Tell her she looks beautiful and interact with her kids some and she'll bang you first day.

She is older now and she wants younger guys. She'll try hard too

 

[cerebusPu]

okay..need details man. you cant just update the topic without giving information

 

[Dubb]

I smell parody

 

[gabemcg]

Ok, details...

We got home from the zoo, and hung out at her crib... She cooked some dinner, and we just watched TV and had a few beers till the kid's went to bed. Pretty much immediately after they fell asleep, we commenced making out/heavy petting...

I was really tired (from walking arround all day) and I was fairly nervous, it being my first time and all. I was having trouble getting/keeping it up... Nothing a quick BJ couldn't fix. After the head, I went down on her, and pulled off an incredible feat for a first timer... THE SHOCKER! I was proud of myself anyways... Then we fvcked, but I diddn't cum till she went down on me again.

then we slept.

I woke up with moring wood (yippie!) and proceeded to poke her with it till she woke up... very nice indeed. We did it again, and then I left.

It was kinda funny, cause in the morning, We heard her kids wake up, and use the bathroom/go downstairs, so we had to keep it quiet. It was still quite akward to come downstairs and see these two kid's looking at me like, "you're still here?" I'm sure if they have half a brain between them, they figured out I just got done boning their mom. I thought that was the most akward/strange thing about the whole expirence, and I'm bound to use that as my reason for not wanting to persuit a more "serious" relationship...

 

[Balt]

Congrats.

And I hope for your sake you put on a wrapper.

 

[thelanx]

Man I hope that you gain some maturity to go along with losing your virginity. Using ppl just for sex and playing with their emotions = wrong. Not that I am preaching or anything, but thinking about making up reasons to cut her off right after boning her?

Edit: Although she might have been just looking for a quick lay too...but still at least show some care right after boning her.

Anyways congrats!

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: thelanx
Man I hope that you gain some maturity to go along with losing your virginity. Using ppl just for sex and playing with their emotions = wrong. Not that I am preaching or anything, but thinking about making up reasons to cut her off right after boning her?

She's 29, he's 21. I don't think she's looking for a father for her kids. I'm guessing she was just looking for a lay as much as he was.

 

[Kadarin]

Congratulations on being incredibly shallow.

However, I think Balt's right, she was looking pretty much for what he was.

 

[Ricochet]

:Q Wow, that was more information than I was expecting.

 

[Kishan]

WOW. Congratulations!

You devil, you.

 

[Kishan]

Also, if I was in your sittuation while walking down the stairs and seeing the children, I would be thinking that I am in the twilight zone.

 

[clamum]

The shocker, lol