YAGT: major quandry

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: franguinho
just wondering!

uh there's this guy i know... :roll: lol ok fine, its me
I'm goin out with this girl and she's nice and funny and all but kinda dense as in, not the smartest peanut in the turd... we don't have thaaat much in common but she loves talking and i find myself just listening to her a lot of the time we're together...

now, normally i would have broken things off i guess cause i'm not that interested but we're pretty close to havin sex (she's a virgin) and i'm trying to stick it out... i don't want to hurt her though, but at the same time the prospect of p00n is pretty appealing at this point (been like 2 months lol)

am i a total asshole or just being a guy?

ps - i'm not planning on dumping her as soon as i get laid, but if things don't pick up then maybe shortly after, depending on how good she is in the sack :evil:

she's a virgin... you'll be her first... you're going to ruin her. Don't do it... you'll feel like sh!t afterwards, and she'll be all clingy over you like white on rice.

Sex is good... but it's not that good.

-Max

 

[Doboji]

I consider a man who does what he knows is wrong in order to temporarily appease his penis, a very weak man.

Period.

-Max

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: Doboji
Sex is good... but it's not that good.
-Max

WHAAAT????
what's wrong with you?!

oh and cheers dug777! :beer:

 

[ribbon13]

If shes super clingy to you after you break her heart, send her my way. I'll break her spirit, then build her back up. Teach her how to shoot, maim, and kill. How to make weapons and ammo from scratch. How to live in a tree for weeks on end. How to stalk. Then I'll send her back your way.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: franguinho
just wondering!

uh there's this guy i know... :roll: lol ok fine, its me
I'm goin out with this girl and she's nice and funny and all but kinda dense as in, not the smartest peanut in the turd... we don't have thaaat much in common but she loves talking and i find myself just listening to her a lot of the time we're together...

now, normally i would have broken things off i guess cause i'm not that interested but we're pretty close to havin sex (she's a virgin) and i'm trying to stick it out... i don't want to hurt her though, but at the same time the prospect of p00n is pretty appealing at this point (been like 2 months lol)

am i a total asshole or just being a guy?

ps - i'm not planning on dumping her as soon as i get laid, but if things don't pick up then maybe shortly after, depending on how good she is in the sack :evil:

wtf? grow up. :|

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: franguinho
just wondering!

uh there's this guy i know... :roll: lol ok fine, its me
I'm goin out with this girl and she's nice and funny and all but kinda dense as in, not the smartest peanut in the turd... we don't have thaaat much in common but she loves talking and i find myself just listening to her a lot of the time we're together...

now, normally i would have broken things off i guess cause i'm not that interested but we're pretty close to havin sex (she's a virgin) and i'm trying to stick it out... i don't want to hurt her though, but at the same time the prospect of p00n is pretty appealing at this point (been like 2 months lol)

am i a total asshole or just being a guy?

ps - i'm not planning on dumping her as soon as i get laid, but if things don't pick up then maybe shortly after, depending on how good she is in the sack :evil:

wtf? grow up. :|

it's way past your bedtime, judgemental _ _ _ _ _.

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: dug777

it's way past your bedtime, judgemental _ _ _ _ _.

I know I know!!! Is the first letter a B?

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: dug777

it's way past your bedtime, judgemental _ _ _ _ _.

I know I know!!!

Is the first letter a B?

:laugh:

maybe...

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: franguinho
just wondering!

uh there's this guy i know... :roll: lol ok fine, its me
I'm goin out with this girl and she's nice and funny and all but kinda dense as in, not the smartest peanut in the turd... we don't have thaaat much in common but she loves talking and i find myself just listening to her a lot of the time we're together...

now, normally i would have broken things off i guess cause i'm not that interested but we're pretty close to havin sex (she's a virgin) and i'm trying to stick it out... i don't want to hurt her though, but at the same time the prospect of p00n is pretty appealing at this point (been like 2 months lol)

am i a total asshole or just being a guy?

ps - i'm not planning on dumping her as soon as i get laid, but if things don't pick up then maybe shortly after, depending on how good she is in the sack :evil:

wtf? grow up. :|

it's way past your bedtime, judgemental _ _ _ _ _.

it's morning here.

and the OP is a jerk.

edit: and i'm thinkin.... so are you.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: dug777

it's way past your bedtime, judgemental _ _ _ _ _.

I know I know!!! Is the first letter a B?

or is it a W?

 

[kranky]

Pretty unsurprising that the vast majority of responses are "hit it." Apparently there is some unwritten law that no guy can choose to pass up a chance to get laid, no matter what. I never imagined it would be so difficult to get laid that guys can't have some standards.

I can't see the logic in spending more time and money on a girl you don't like just to get laid. That's an act of desperation. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a hooker? That would cost you less and you'd get laid sooner.

Or why not find a girl you DO like?

 

[Alex]

mosh sounds like you have some sand stuck in your vagina... :laugh:

JK!!!! hahah im KIDDING!!!!!!! lighten up! its a beautiful day

And you sound like you'll be posting elsewhere for awhile

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: franguinho
am i a total asshole or just being a guy?

What's the difference?

The clinginess factor has already been mentioned. Get out now and you can get out relatively easily. "Hit it" and it will be messy.

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: franguinho

Originally posted by: ribbon13

Originally posted by: dug777

it's way past your bedtime, judgemental _ _ _ _ _.

I know I know!!! Is the first letter a B?

or is it a W?

i like B better.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: franguinho
just wondering!

uh there's this guy i know... :roll: lol ok fine, its me
I'm goin out with this girl and she's nice and funny and all but kinda dense as in, not the smartest peanut in the turd... we don't have thaaat much in common but she loves talking and i find myself just listening to her a lot of the time we're together...

now, normally i would have broken things off i guess cause i'm not that interested but we're pretty close to havin sex (she's a virgin) and i'm trying to stick it out... i don't want to hurt her though, but at the same time the prospect of p00n is pretty appealing at this point (been like 2 months lol)

am i a total asshole or just being a guy?

ps - i'm not planning on dumping her as soon as i get laid, but if things don't pick up then maybe shortly after, depending on how good she is in the sack :evil:

wtf? grow up. :|

it's way past your bedtime, judgemental _ _ _ _ _.

it's morning here.

and the OP is a jerk.

edit: and i'm thinkin.... so are you.

edit is teh friend of us all

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: franguinho
mosh sounds like you have some sand stuck in your vagina... :laugh:

JK!!!! hahah im KIDDING!!!!!!! lighten up! its a beautiful day

you da man :beer:

:laugh:

EDIT: does it itch? :laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: franguinho
mosh sounds like you have some sand stuck in your vagina... :laugh:

JK!!!! hahah im KIDDING!!!!!!! lighten up! its a beautiful day

:thumbsdown:

my vagina is quite fine actually. no need to diss it.

i have an opinion on the shallowness of the OP, like it or not.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: kranky
Wouldn't it make more sense to get a hooker? That would cost you less and you'd get laid sooner.

Any decent hooker would cost more, and there's more chances for disease.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: kranky
Pretty unsurprising that the vast majority of responses are "hit it." Apparently there is some unwritten law that no guy can choose to pass up a chance to get laid, no matter what. I never imagined it would be so difficult to get laid that guys can't have some standards.

I can't see the logic in spending more time and money on a girl you don't like just to get laid. That's an act of desperation. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a hooker? That would cost you less and you'd get laid sooner.

Or why not find a girl you DO like?

well you're just putting words in my mouth now... i never said i DISLIKE her, i said i didn't like her THAT MUCH... its different, it means i like her just fine, but not as much as i would like to like her...get it? maybe you should check out Skoorb's English 101 pages...

its actually not that hard at all for me to get laid (not as easy as it was in college, but not excruciatingly difficult either! ), but now that i moved back home after 3 years i don't know that many ppl and there's this group of girls that me and my buddies go out with on a regular basis and one of them is cute and we hooked up and one thing led to another and now we're dating kinda... it would just seem like the natural progression of things...
plus, its not like i'm spending tons of money on her, not enough to justify getting a hooker :laugh: haha I KID I KID!! man ppl are grumpy today!

 

[KoolAidKid]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Hit it, hit it again, and again, and again, and then quit it.

I would be wary of accepting girl-related advice from this guy.

Anyway, I would probably run away. People can attach a lot of importance to their first lay. I probably wouldn't do the deed if I was going to dump her shortly afterwards.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: franguinho

Originally posted by: kranky
Pretty unsurprising that the vast majority of responses are "hit it." Apparently there is some unwritten law that no guy can choose to pass up a chance to get laid, no matter what. I never imagined it would be so difficult to get laid that guys can't have some standards.

I can't see the logic in spending more time and money on a girl you don't like just to get laid. That's an act of desperation. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a hooker? That would cost you less and you'd get laid sooner.

Or why not find a girl you DO like?

well you're just putting words in my mouth now... i never said i DISLIKE her, i said i didn't like her THAT MUCH... its different, it means i like her just fine, but not as much as i would like to like her...get it? maybe you should check out Skoorb's English 101 pages...

its actually not that hard at all for me to get laid (not as easy as it was in college, but not excruciatingly difficult either! ), but now that i moved back home after 3 years i don't know that many ppl and there's this group of girls that me and my buddies go out with on a regular basis and one of them is cute and we hooked up and one thing led to another and now we're dating kinda... it would just seem like the natural progression of things...
plus, its not like i'm spending tons of money on her, not enough to justify getting a hooker :laugh: haha I KID I KID!! man ppl are grumpy today!

i'm shamelessly backing you tonight (far too much red )

so, grumpy biatches=teh suck0r :laugh:

and as i said, take a chill suppository if you've got a problem...

 

[KoolAidKid]

Originally posted by: ribbon13
If shes super clingy to you after you break her heart, send her my way. I'll break her spirit, then build her back up. Teach her how to shoot, maim, and kill. How to make weapons and ammo from scratch. How to live in a tree for weeks on end. How to stalk. Then I'll send her back your way.

Is there some militia training camp in Lynnwood that I'm not aware of? Last time I was there it seemed to be mostly auto parts stores.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: franguinho
mosh sounds like you have some sand stuck in your vagina... :laugh:

JK!!!! hahah im KIDDING!!!!!!! lighten up! its a beautiful day

:thumbsdown:

my vagina is quite fine actually. no need to diss it.

i have an opinion on the shallowness of the OP, like it or not.

It's this simple: guys aren't "pigs," we just don't associate that kind of emotional attachment with EVERYONE we have sex with. To put it bluntly, if more attractive women would just enjoy sex and give it up more often, it wouldn't be like this. The way it is, too many women need long, drawn-out relationships before they're willing to sleep with a man. C'mon. Most of us masterbate on a near-daily basis... do you really think we wouldn't rather be having sex? Don't you think that beats down on us after awhile? Hormones - a chemical our bodies produce that we have no control over - make us want to have sex. Sure, we can control the urges, but no matter who you are, if your testosterone levels are normal, you want sex. All day, every day. We understand that something inside a woman tells her to resist our advances until there's a huge emotional attachment, but we're just not like that. If women understand this simple fact about guys, there would be less problems.

I don't see how this is that hard. Guys are an open book. Totally predictable.

 

[meltdown75]

hmm. i'd say hit it but from the sounds of it, it would be a sh!tty first experience for her. if she wasn't a virgin i'd say hit it unconditionally. but you risk messing up her entire sex life from that point on and ruining the possibility of a good lay for whoever comes after you (no pun intended).

just f/\p to pr0n, don't defile this innocent flower.

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: KoolAidKid

Originally posted by: ribbon13
If shes super clingy to you after you break her heart, send her my way. I'll break her spirit, then build her back up. Teach her how to shoot, maim, and kill. How to make weapons and ammo from scratch. How to live in a tree for weeks on end. How to stalk. Then I'll send her back your way.

Is there some militia training camp in Lynnwood that I'm not aware of? Last time I was there it seemed to be mostly auto parts stores.

Actually, I'm not from Lynnwood. I just put that because I was at her house and was bored. Either way, do you have any idea how many military bases are in Snohomish county?