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YAGT: In need of some SERIOUS help

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Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
Originally posted by: Shimmishim
Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
bump for latest update - please help me! thanks!
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I :heart: u
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I'M SERIOUS _ I NEED HELP!

I ran out of Gundam Wing so I am back in depression. She may be pregnant because our things touched before she left! I think the right thing to do would be to marry her just incase - plus Im so afraid of loosing her - i think marriage is the right choice. What should I do?
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just because your "thing" touched her doesn't mean she's going to get pregnant.

you need to calm down and stop freaking out over everything.

you also can't force a girl to love you or marry you.

give it time. you're still young. she's still young too.

have patience. things will work out in the end for the best.
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Im 21 though - thats old! I mean I can legally drink - but I dont because my body si a temple - and I like Dr. Pepper and Pepsi more. But I was thinking of dropping out of college and trying to get an IT job or something - or maybe get a managerial job somewhere. THen I can buy us an apartment together. think this would make her marry me, to see I can be a provider?
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<peter griffin> HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA <peter griffin>





this thread is SOOOOO stupid it's the only comment I can make with out incuring the wrath of a mod.
 
"Open engagement"? So like... she's free to fvck as many guys as she wants before she says "I do?" 😛

Originally posted by: BigBadBiologist
ok, your updates are quickly becoming less entertaining. you should take some time off and work on some new material.
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QFmuthafvckinT

Save your energy for the next thread. Your updates just suck now. Not even nearly as funny as the OP.
 
how long is this gonna go on before he admits its fake?

as for the people who actually believe him or are giving him real advice - I know the location of a lost secret world filled with unicorns and faeries and elves. I'll sell you the coordinates for $1,000,000.

WTF? how can anyone believe this is real?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
 
Nah, it goes too far to truly get the benefit of the comedy. Got some chuckles, but it tries too hard. I genuinely wanted some laughs out of it. An 8/10 for the attempt.
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
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This thread has been nominated for Ownage of the Year 2006

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The question is, who's getting owned? 😛

- M4H
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:thumbsup:
 
This...this has to be a parody. Good LORD this has to be a parody. Please, PLEASE tell me someone as PATHETIC as this post is leading me to believe you are isn't real! This...this makes me fear for the human race in general. May god have mercy on your soul.
 
First, let me say that I really hope this is fake. But, if it's not, I will try my best to save your relationship, if possible:

1. It seems weird to me that you guys have been together for so long and you have no clue how to impress her. Girls don't like watching guys play video games. A romantic dinner would be by candlelight with some romantic music playing (think R&B or soft rock) and conversation, NOT videos.

2. Dinner should not be fast food. If you can't cook, take her out to some place nice, or order in something with 3 courses at least

3. Tomato sauce does not substitute for salad dressing

4. Buy her something, tell her she is pretty, touch her hair, face, neck, etc. This is sensual, and lets the girl know that you are thinking about her and HER needs, not your's

5. Gaze into her eyes and kiss her. Touch her, hold her. All this should be done before you make love, meaning LOVE MUST BE PRESENT

6. Basically, build a relationship with her. Don't be foreign. Call her, write her notes, get to know her. Then, decide whether or not you want to get engaged.

7. An "open engagement" is not advisable. WHen you are engaged, you are each other's one and only.

Listen, if you need any more advice, get a game plan ahead of time. Don't make your girl think you have diarrhea all night. That is also not conducive to sex.

I hope that helps.
 
Originally posted by: Sing4theKing
First, let me say that I really hope this is fake. But, if it's not, I will try my best to save your relationship, if possible:

1. It seems weird to me that you guys have been together for so long and you have no clue how to impress her. Girls don't like watching guys play video games. A romantic dinner would be by candlelight with some romantic music playing (think R&B or soft rock) and conversation, NOT videos.

2. Dinner should not be fast food. If you can't cook, take her out to some place nice, or order in something with 3 courses at least

3. Tomato sauce does not substitute for salad dressing

4. Buy her something, tell her she is pretty, touch her hair, face, neck, etc. This is sensual, and lets the girl know that you are thinking about her and HER needs, not your's

5. Gaze into her eyes and kiss her. Touch her, hold her. All this should be done before you make love, meaning LOVE MUST BE PRESENT

6. Basically, build a relationship with her. Don't be foreign. Call her, write her notes, get to know her. Then, decide whether or not you want to get engaged.

7. An "open engagement" is not advisable. WHen you are engaged, you are each other's one and only.

Listen, if you need any more advice, get a game plan ahead of time. Don't make your girl think you have diarrhea all night. That is also not conducive to sex.

I hope that helps.
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You realize you wasted your time? This is FAKE. And I agree with the others. It was pretty good for a while, but then just went overboard.
 
Design a FPS map and have the map spell out W1ll y0u m4rry m3 in building when you zoom out after dying and have the eage eye view.
 
Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
I'M SERIOUS _ I NEED HELP!

I ran out of Gundam Wing so I am back in depression. She may be pregnant because our things touched before she left! I think the right thing to do would be to marry her just incase - plus Im so afraid of loosing her - i think marriage is the right choice. What should I do?
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post some pics of her butterface
 
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