YAGT: In need of some SERIOUS help

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
quick update - I have to finish this instance run before I can explain what happened. Please answer my question though - im worried that she may be pregnant! My Pastor always told me a girl could get pregnant as long as both were naked. Thanks alot to whoever said nonlubricated condoms dont work - I knew I should have used them, plus she probably would have been happier cause blue is her favorite color like I said. bbl.

Get a prego test?
Why not buy lube for nonlub condoms?

 

[wetcat007]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
Also, can you get a girl pregnant if your thing touches her thing without a condom but just on the outside? PLEASE TELL ME ASAP CAUSE IM SCARED

Are you joking?

in case you are not, no

 

[judasmachine]

all that and all he got was a dryhump? d00d seriously, you need to just relax, and get out. it's a very rare chick that is going to be turned on by video games. it's something to do to kill time, not the end all be all of human existance. take her to a museum, or plan a random picnic in the middle of nowhere, and spring it on her at the last minute. chicks dig romance, not pixels.

 

[Stumps]

<Peter Griffin> HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA <Peter Griffin>

 

[FP]

Shens... No way this is real.

Op, good luck on the permaban

 

[sash1]

despite the fact that this is obviously shens, this might be my favorite thread ever!

 

[Spineshank]

Originally posted by: sash1
despite the fact that this is obviously shens, this might be my favorite thread ever!

I agree.

 

[j00fek]

you need serious help if you have to ask atot for life decisions

 

[TheAdvocate]

Ahhh the OPs other threads reminded me that I've been meaning to ask if vladslayr=Borat?

Originally posted by: Vladslayr
Hello all good friends of posting place!

I think question of making residence with the father and mother is personal and makes much dependence of circumstances. I live with other male my age, but when still 22 I lives with the mother (father was steam engineer and died tragically in Pripyat long ago).

This not dishonerable.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Gnrslash4life

Originally posted by: sash1
despite the fact that this is obviously shens, this might be my favorite thread ever!

I agree.

ahahaha, me 3.

McD Apple pies smashed into a bowl? LMAO

 

[lokiju]

OMFG I'm laughing so hard reading this nonsense!

:laugh:

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Z-O-M-G. Laughing My Ass Off Pissing In My Pants.

Refer to the links in my sig: they are about a dude who also had a Halo thingie.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
quick update - I have to finish this instance run before I can explain what happened. Please answer my question though - im worried that she may be pregnant! My Pastor always told me a girl could get pregnant as long as both were naked. Thanks alot to whoever said nonlubricated condoms dont work - I knew I should have used them, plus she probably would have been happier cause blue is her favorite color like I said. bbl.

WTF??????

Wow... I should have read the whole post. Obvious SHENS.

 

[randomlinh]

that last update put the nail in the coffin.. you have WAAAAy too much time on your hands

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: randomlinh
that last update put the nail in the coffin.. you have WAAAAy too much time on your hands

Don't discourage comic genius! This guy is brilliant.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

oh my lol hahahahhahahhahaha aaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

this ****** is solid frickin gold! man if only you could bottle it and sell it. i hope its real, infact its sooo crazy i dont think you can make this ****** up. its gotta be real

and who ever the girl is...... nice rack indeed

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: TheAdvocate
Ahhh the OPs other threads reminded me that I've been meaning to ask if vladslayr=Borat?

Originally posted by: Vladslayr
Hello all good friends of posting place!

I think question of making residence with the father and mother is personal and makes much dependence of circumstances. I live with other male my age, but when still 22 I lives with the mother (father was steam engineer and died tragically in Pripyat long ago).

This not dishonerable.

Sigh...whatever happened to him? His threads were the best.

 

[eakers]

hahahahaha!!

best thread ever!

 

[CraKaJaX]

vote for thread of the year.

 

[PoloShirt]

If this isn't a parody, I've lost all my hope for mankind.

 

[BigBadBiologist]

OP, you really need to do a blog with this kind of stuff every day. Great stuff!

/edit: I should also mention that it is a much better story than your last couple (even though your last couple clearly screw up this story). I love the details and references to other YAGTs.

 

[Nick5324]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
Also, can you get a girl pregnant if your thing touches her thing without a condom but just on the outside? PLEASE TELL ME ASAP CAUSE IM SCARED

:laugh:

 

[Vegitto]

She could be pregnant, you can buy some over-the-counter thingie to see if she is. You'll know in ~3-4 weeks (IIRC).

 

[AbAbber2k]

Last update was retarded and ruined the thread. At least put some effort into the story. A good story teller knows about a little something called "Suspension of Disbelief."

I'm so disappionted.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: dafatha00
I hope none of you actually this this is real. This is shens to the max. No one is this pathetic.

except skywalker.


and freedomsbeat.


and mzkahadir.


and the 'stick out your left hand' guy.


and the freshly pressed halo t-shirt guy.

What happened with freedomsbeat?