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YAGT: I met a real, live girl today!

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MacGaven

Golden Member
I was at the Grocery Store today and I was checking out when the girl cashier asked me for my Super-Saver card and I told I didn't have it with me. She said that's cool and then asked what my zipcode and phone number was! I was shocked!

She paused after she said that and our eyes met for a brief moment! She then handed me my change but she came into contact with my hand! She said "here's your receipt" but she said it kind of sultry.

It was incredible and I was so taken but the fact that she looked exactly like Britney Spears and everything that had happened. My mouth stayed open I hurried to my car in pure extasy!

So should I go back and procreate with her, perform the klingon mating dance? I'm posting from my car right now close to the Grocery Store and near the wireless access point at the internet cafe. I need your help, I can do this!

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<UPDATE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I'm still in the car but I'll move on your orders! Do you think she'll call right away? from work?

Ohh...I'm getting nervous.
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My laptop battery is running low, I need to make some decisions! Oh man.

She still hasn't called.

I'm gonna prep the Geo Metro for a little bit of action.
 
Go back in, look her right in the eye and tell her your nickname is "splooge". Then ask her if she'd like to go out for a cup of coffee.
 
Maybe I need to stop drinking wine,this thread was actually funny,hmmm.. on second thought maybe I should
order a couple cases of this merlot🙂
 
Toss her naked @ss up on the scanner like a bunch of bananas and start bagging your own groceries.

Lean over and whisper in her ear Paper or plastic, Baby? Paper or plastic........
 
Originally posted by: freakflag
Toss her naked @ss up on the scanner like a bunch of bananas and start bagging your own groceries.

Lean over and whisper in her ear Paper or plastic, Baby? Paper or plastic........
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Great!


Now I'm sporting wood.....
 
Originally posted by: freakflag
Toss her naked @ss up on the scanner like a bunch of bananas and start bagging your own groceries.

Lean over and whisper in her ear Paper or plastic, Baby? Paper or plastic........
Click to expand...

Great!


Now I'm sporting wood.....

Wohh It double posted...how did THAT happen?
 
Pics. C'mon, you know you have the digicam w/ you.

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I think you should go in there and buy a box o condoms and ask her out. It's a sure thing.

😛
 
So I should whip it out?

I don't know about the 'bagging my own groceries' idea for the first time, I mean I want it to be special.
 
Originally posted by: MacGaven
So I should whip it out?

I don't know about the 'bagging my own groceries' idea for the first time, I mean I want it to be special.
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Don't be a pansy. Just step up to register, put the kielbasi on the counter and tell her you don't need no fvcking coupons.
 
Originally posted by: freakflag
Originally posted by: MacGaven
So I should whip it out?

I don't know about the 'bagging my own groceries' idea for the first time, I mean I want it to be special.
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Don't be a pansy. Just step up to register, put the kielbasi on the counter and tell her you don't need no fvcking coupons.
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Uhh...I'm not really sure if ther's enough kielbasa for me to place on a counter but she should just be pretty accepting once I tell here my Geo Metro can convert into the love-mobile?

 
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