YAGT: I met a real, live girl today!

[MacGaven]

I was at the Grocery Store today and I was checking out when the girl cashier asked me for my Super-Saver card and I told I didn't have it with me. She said that's cool and then asked what my zipcode and phone number was! I was shocked!

She paused after she said that and our eyes met for a brief moment! She then handed me my change but she came into contact with my hand! She said "here's your receipt" but she said it kind of sultry.

It was incredible and I was so taken but the fact that she looked exactly like Britney Spears and everything that had happened. My mouth stayed open I hurried to my car in pure extasy!

So should I go back and procreate with her, perform the klingon mating dance? I'm posting from my car right now close to the Grocery Store and near the wireless access point at the internet cafe. I need your help, I can do this!

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<UPDATE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I'm still in the car but I'll move on your orders! Do you think she'll call right away? from work?

Ohh...I'm getting nervous.
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My laptop battery is running low, I need to make some decisions! Oh man.

She still hasn't called.

I'm gonna prep the Geo Metro for a little bit of action.

 

[agnitrate]

Perhaps you should consider ceasing your posting of terrible parody threads.

-silver

 

[DanTMWTMP]

...

 

[Wolverine27]

LOL!!!

Go for it MacGaven!!! What are you waiting for!?! It's your destiny...

 

[Brutuskend]

She WANT'S YOU dude!!!

 

[jacob0401]

you could try the mating calls of various birds...bet you could find those online from your laptop...

 

[TourGuide]

Go back in, look her right in the eye and tell her your nickname is "splooge". Then ask her if she'd like to go out for a cup of coffee.

 

[Maleficus]

Originally posted by: agnitrate
Perhaps you should consider ceasing your posting of terrible parody threads.

-silver

/me votes for this one

 

[MacGaven]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
She WANT'S YOU dude!!!

Seriously?!

 

[Conky]

Stalkers need love too.

 

[RossMAN]

Did she ask to see your SCSI port?

 

[Cal166]

You only live once...What are you waiting for?

 

[Zugzwang152]

perhaps you should seek out LordRaiden or hopper for tips on annoying thread subjects.

 

[Geekbabe]

Maybe I need to stop drinking wine,this thread was actually funny,hmmm.. on second thought maybe I should
order a couple cases of this merlot

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Maybe I need to stop drinking wine,this thread was actually funny,hmmm.. on second thought maybe I should
order a couple cases of this merlot

:wine:

Cheers!

 

[freakflag]

Toss her naked @ss up on the scanner like a bunch of bananas and start bagging your own groceries.

Lean over and whisper in her ear Paper or plastic, Baby? Paper or plastic........

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: freakflag
Toss her naked @ss up on the scanner like a bunch of bananas and start bagging your own groceries.

Lean over and whisper in her ear Paper or plastic, Baby? Paper or plastic........

Great!


Now I'm sporting wood.....

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: freakflag
Toss her naked @ss up on the scanner like a bunch of bananas and start bagging your own groceries.

Lean over and whisper in her ear Paper or plastic, Baby? Paper or plastic........

Great!


Now I'm sporting wood.....

Wohh It double posted...how did THAT happen?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Go in there, whip out your package, ask her what she thinks about that.

 

[dman]

Pics. C'mon, you know you have the digicam w/ you.

I think you should go in there and buy a box o condoms and ask her out. It's a sure thing.

 

[MacGaven]

So I should whip it out?

I don't know about the 'bagging my own groceries' idea for the first time, I mean I want it to be special.

 

[Looney]

You should have taken 'it' out.

 

[freakflag]

Originally posted by: MacGaven
So I should whip it out?

I don't know about the 'bagging my own groceries' idea for the first time, I mean I want it to be special.

Don't be a pansy. Just step up to register, put the kielbasi on the counter and tell her you don't need no fvcking coupons.

 

[MacGaven]

Originally posted by: freakflag

Originally posted by: MacGaven
So I should whip it out?

I don't know about the 'bagging my own groceries' idea for the first time, I mean I want it to be special.

Don't be a pansy. Just step up to register, put the kielbasi on the counter and tell her you don't need no fvcking coupons.

Uhh...I'm not really sure if ther's enough kielbasa for me to place on a counter but she should just be pretty accepting once I tell here my Geo Metro can convert into the love-mobile?

 

[her209]

Ask her what time she gets off work?