YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

J0hnny

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I met this awesome girl a couple of weeks back. She seems like she's into me. I call her all the time, email her, leave her voicemail, talk to her sisters about her, and told her how much I like her. However, she never calls me though!

She lives kind of far so I have to pick her up to go out and I'm forced to drive her home too. I never say no and she's thankful for it. Well, we've gone out maybe 4 or 5 times. I've held her hands too.

But the real problem, and therefore this YAGT, is that, for some reason, she keeps resisting when I try to kiss her and feel her up. WTF is wrong??!


EDIT: based on the replies, I'll have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

EDIT 2: I only date asian girls.

Update!!!: I emailed her this morning telling her that I'm excited about tonight. She emailed me back! She told me that there's is a sale at Kenneth Cole and she'd like to see me in some tighter pants. I'm normally not OK with that, but that's cool by me! GUYS, I'M GOING TO GET POON TONIGHT!!


Just got back from date:

Alright guys, things went pretty well. I'm not going to syringer you guys. Well, I was considering it since most of you guys don't believe me.

THe first thing I did was go pick her up. My coworker told me to do something a little bit different than normal, so I brought her a pot of small flowers instead! Pic of flowers! When I gave them to her, she had a funny look on her face but it was more of good surprise. (Points towards poon! YEH!)

I told her to forget shopping cuz the movie showtime was at 7:20 or 10:20 and tomorrow is a work day, so I said screw the tight pants! I had other plans in mind!

Well, we went to eat dinner first. I didn't want to spring for something too expensive since I was afraid she might just be stringing me along (according to you guys) so I brought her to an asian fusion place called Republic in Union Sq. I was all prepped too! I put on my deodorant, my skin lotion, gel, and even the cologne (PIC of said preparation). Of course I had the trojan in my wallet. We ate and just did some small talk. Well, I ended up paying for dinner...

Next, we went to watch The Grudge at 7:20pm at Loews Ewalk on 42nd St. My anticipation was showing as I almost couldn't contain my excitement. We even held hands for some of the time on the subway ride there! I think the drinks I ordered at the Rest. helped...hehe. I'm slowly readying myself to be aggressive. I forgot to ask her to pay and just ended up buying for both

The movie started and it was SCARY as hell. HOLY CRAP! I did the ol, "Hey, I'll protect you!" and wrapped my right arm over her. She seemed OK with it. She didn't really shy away but she didn't really respond positively. Well, she kinda just let me hold her. I don't know how to explain it. So, I just pulled her a bit harder. I was trying to be more agressive now. I slowly put my hands on her lap when I told her the movie was scary and she didn't brush it off! WOOOT! Pooon to come!

The movie ended. Time was near....I was driving her home. I was debating where I could possibly find a place to "DO IT" if you get my drift. So I ended up stopping the car in a shady area that was kinda isolated. She asked what I was doing and that's when I said, "Babe, I really like you ALOT." I emphasized "ALOT". She said "Oh, OK". Those were her exact words. Then I asked if I could kiss her. She smiled and puckered up! I DID IT GUYS! I GOT A KISS!!!

Well, I failed on the poon though. I never had the balls to "whip it out." That's why I need YAGT you bums!

To my disappointment, I just dropped her off and told her I like her to come see me again tomorrow. She said she should be free but call her again just in case. WOOT.

But she did email me a pic! She's the one in the red!!
YUM!

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?





*UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE*
She did not see me the next day. She said she was busy. I ended up going out with some friends instead to look for some other poon. I couldn't find poon elsewhere so I called her back the next day and I'm still waiting to hear from her. I won't drop it! I will buy her something even better than flowers this time. I'm thinking a bracelet might work. Poon doesn't come cheap but it should be worth it right?
 

Mo0o

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maybe you should stop calling it poon

btw, if you keeping calling her and shes not responding, take a hint.
 

Frew

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
WTF is wrong??!

Originally posted by: J0hnny
The problem is, I call her all the time, email her, leave her voicemail, talk to her sisters about her, and told her how much I like her.

 

Dr. Detroit

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Start following the Tom Leykis rules of dating.

Start listening to his show from 3-7pm PST.



Seriously just stop being a Pussy! Girls don't like guys who call all the time.





 

gistech1978

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just say this 'baby i really want to kiss and feel up your poon!'

that will work.

i promise.
 

J0hnny

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Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?
 

bootymac

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Sneak up on her and grope the living hell out of her. Then get her sisters. That'll show her how much you want that poon
 

BigJ

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You know what, skip the small talk and just whip it out. Problem solved.
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

Are you 10?

If not, end yourself now.
 

jtusa

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

That's going in the sig...
 

theNEOone

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?
omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|
 

J0hnny

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Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ok this has to be a really bad joke

No I'm serious. I can get the girls, but I can't figure out what to do after you "get them".

Again, how do you go from "date - to making out - to touching her - to poon"?

I can't figure this out.
 

J0hnny

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Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?
omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26
 

jtusa

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ok this has to be a really bad joke

No I'm serious. I can get the girls, but I can't figure out what to do after you "get them".

Again, how do you go from "date - to making out - to touching her - to poon"?

I can't figure this out.

You and skywalker are a match made in heaven.
 

gistech1978

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ok this has to be a really bad joke

No I'm serious. I can get the girls, but I can't figure out what to do after you "get them".

Again, how do you go from "date - to making out - to touching her - to poon"?

I can't figure this out.

it sort of helps to have a willing participant in this process.
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ok this has to be a really bad joke

No I'm serious. I can get the girls, but I can't figure out what to do after you "get them".

Again, how do you go from "date - to making out - to touching her - to poon"?

I can't figure this out.

I think you should just stick to girls with names ending in ".jpg"