YAGT: Cuddling "issues"...help me! *SCORE!*

[gutharius]

OMFG! This was brealy safe for work right up to about here:

"Once we got to her room, I handed her the cd and laid on the bed while she put the cd in the player and started it. I was lying on my side with my head propped up on my hand when she turned around and crawled up on the bed with me. She immediately rolled over and assumed the spooning position in front of me. Well, it wasn?t long before the inevitable happened again. This time, I kept myself from backing off. It was twitching..."

Then it just launched into full adolescent romp fest...

Great laugh tho. Was laughing off and on for three days after my first read. All you had to do was say twitching or Halo and I would bust out. Now tho it is "Boobies" (as us men call them). Of course my laughing will last about 45 seconds then turn into a torential uncontrollable fit of histeria.

 

[thejackal1]

LI LIVS U MAN YEQA YEA YEA YEA!1!!!11111

 

[otello]

late entry for post of the year

 

[SagaLore]

This story has to be made up.

 

[jarfykk]

Ummmm... I read that whole thing because I am drunk and can't sleep for fear or drowing in my own vomit. But I digress. Good on ya for doing the deed. Bad on ya for needing to tell everyone. Though if telling people *did* help you do the aforementioned deed, good on ya instead. To each their own, unless you wanna marry a rock. Not cool.

 

[iamme]

best story ever

?Oh yea. I like those kinds of surprises.? We were making out while she was rubbing on my stuff and I was playing with her bewbies. She got up and said, ?Make yourself comfortable and I?ll be back in a minute? and winked at me, then turned and headed for the bathroom.

Things were starting to look really good for me. I jump off the bed and start stripping off my clothes. I left my socks on because she has hardwood floors and it?s kinda cold in her house. I jumped back on the bed and got under the covers. I pulled the covers up to my chin and waited. And waited. And waited some more. After eternity, she finally reappeared from the bathroom wearing a bathrobe and from what I could tell nothing underneath.

i love how in the moment, you mentioned that you left your socks on. :laugh:

 

[bandana163]

I nominate this thread for the YAGT of the year award.

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: DeafeningSilence

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: User1001
allright what's this a parody of.
BTW ROFLMAO.

I don't think this is a parody of anything. This story is way too detailed to just be made up. Congrats to the OP. You're now a man!!!

Why is it too detailed to be made up? Some people are highly creative. I initially believed this was all a joke, and I still do. He's updating it just to string along the people that swallowed it hook, line, and sinker.

this is OBVIOUSLY a fake story, especially after reading his update. bah way to ruin a good story

 

[darkjester]

A W E S O M E ! ! ! :thumbsup:

 

[Kishan]

OP to settle the debate:

IS THIS REAL OR A PARODY?

Inquring minds would like to know

 

[flamingelephant]

Cool Man......

Now, all you have to work on is that 45 seconds bit.........
improvements in that area are clearly required or you will give all men a bad name!

But, all in all.... good stuff

cool thread

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: KPSHAH316
OP to settle the debate:

IS THIS REAL OR A PARODY?

Inquring minds would like to know

it's a parody, he joined in 1999! he's been here long enough even if he's a lurker to understand the consequences for posting such a story!

anywho, great laugh! hehehe.

 

[Red Dawn]

I?ll not go into detail about what happened next cuz this isn?t a pornographic story. Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

Bwuahahaha:laugh:

 

[Catsonar1985]

wow, amazed just amazed want my M-azing bar? LOL laughing like never before.

 

[GprophetB]

wow, well that made my morning, good post!

off to Olgas for lunch

 

[cronos]

whether it's true or parody --> :thumbsup:

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

I?ll not go into detail about what happened next cuz this isn?t a pornographic story. Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

Bwuahahaha:laugh:

:thumbsup:

Seriously, 45 seconds??

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter

Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

bahahahahahahahaha

 

[dbk]

HAHA #1 thread of the month :thumbsup:

 

[gogeeta13]

Originally posted by: Zeeky Boogy Doog

Originally posted by: Preyhunter

Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

bahahahahahahahaha

funniest thread ever.

 

[xirtam]

If there were a poll, I'd vote for "It's BS, I don't even have a girlfriend."

 

[n0cmonkey]

You gelled your eyesbrows?

 

[dragonballgtz]

I shaved and showered, gelled the hair and eyebrows, and got dressed

WTF!

Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

Once u get some practice you will start lasting longer. 45 seconds is about average.

:beer: for u. And you are one step closer to becoming a man.

 

[new2AMD]

This seems real cuz if you look at his email addy in his profile it goes to preyhunter.com. If you look @ preyhunter.com it looks like a teen made it in 99.

 

[chowmein]

:beer: :beer: you got yourself a freek-a-leek