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[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Dizway
I say you buy her a ticket to fly out here.

she's scared of LA, lol. just a few bullets to dodge... (i have been shot at... multiple times...)

Damn, and they missed?

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Dizway
I say you buy her a ticket to fly out here.

she's scared of LA, lol. just a few bullets to dodge... (i have been shot at... multiple times...)

Damn, and they missed?

yes. mostly... got scathed with a 22... not that it matters...

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Dizway
I say you buy her a ticket to fly out here.

she's scared of LA, lol. just a few bullets to dodge... (i have been shot at... multiple times...)

Damn, and they missed?

yes. mostly... got scathed with a 22... not that it matters...

seeing how you are you prolly had it coming to ya

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
maybe you could swim there. then you'll be in really good shape when you see hi- i mean her!

it's a her. i do see a webcam of her daily. it's definitely the same girl as in the videos she sent me of her undressing

She sounds desperate. I bet she's got herpes, gonorea, crabs, and hiv.

You just described 90% of ATOT, and the other 9%.........oh wait.......

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Dizway
You seem pretty confident that she'll give you some booty. What if she thinks you're a loser and ask you to fly back home?

then i'll vacation in oz, and go see some other people from games who wouldnt send me back home so soon. (not in a romantic capacity )

LOL.

Dude, save yourself a lot of time and effort, and embarassment, not to mention money. You want surefire booty? Do this: Open up the Yellow Pages....look under Escort Services.....pick up the phone.....dial the number.....and order a girl, you know, like you usually order a pizza. Tell them what you like, and an hour later she'll be in your bedroom. Best of all, you'll be saving probably $1000+, and you won't have to deal with her in the morning. You can thank me later.