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Jeeeeeeeeezuz! Hon', be careful. I remember reading an article on a law website about an American guy who formed an internet relationship. He bought a ring for the lady before he even met her. Next thing you know, she's no where to be found again and she didn't return his ring. I think they met once or so. He tried to recover $12k that he spent on the ring. His insurance wouldn't pay for it though under the pretense of theft. Part of his claim was that she was not what she represented herself as. My memory's a little sketchy here, so maybe I'll post a link to the article if I find it. The lady was also from Australia. Don't give the impression that American men are desperate. Find a woman in the USA. There are plenty, unless you're a loner or pervert. :frown:
 
Originally posted by: luvly
Jeeeeeeeeezuz! Hon', be careful. I remember reading an article on a law website about an American guy who formed an internet relationship. He bought a ring for the lady before he even met her. Next thing you know, she's no where to be found again and she didn't return his ring. I think they met once or so. He tried to recover $12k that he spent on the ring. His insurance wouldn't pay for it though under the pretense of theft. Part of his claim was that she as not what she represented herself as. My memory's a little sketchy here, so maybe I'll post a link to the article if I find it. The lady was also from Australia. Don't give the impression that American men are desperate. Find a woman in the USA. There are plenty, unless you're a loner or pervert. :frown:
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You just described 90% of anandtech, and the other 9% are impotent.
 
Originally posted by: luvly
Jeeeeeeeeezuz! Hon', be careful. I remember reading an article on a law website about an American guy who formed an internet relationship. He bought a ring for the lady before he even met her. Next thing you know, she's no where to be found again and she didn't return his ring. I think they met once or so. He tried to recover $12k that he spent on the ring. His insurance wouldn't pay for it though under the pretense of theft. Part of his claim was that she was not what she represented herself as. My memory's a little sketchy here, so maybe I'll post a link to the article if I find it. The lady was also from Australia. Don't give the impression that American men are desperate. Find a woman in the USA. There are plenty, unless you're a loner or pervert. :frown:
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i am a 17 year old who has everything provided to him. i do work, at a very easy job, once or 2x a week, for 15 an hour, 8 hours a day. i have 600 dollars now, and i know never to buy something like that. besides, im well aware that giving something to someone you dont know is a definite no no.


and i am a loner... not a pervert though. 😛 and im having trouble with the woman in the USA part 😛
 
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: luvly
Jeeeeeeeeezuz! Hon', be careful. I remember reading an article on a law website about an American guy who formed an internet relationship. He bought a ring for the lady before he even met her. Next thing you know, she's no where to be found again and she didn't return his ring. I think they met once or so. He tried to recover $12k that he spent on the ring. His insurance wouldn't pay for it though under the pretense of theft. Part of his claim was that she was not what she represented herself as. My memory's a little sketchy here, so maybe I'll post a link to the article if I find it. The lady was also from Australia. Don't give the impression that American men are desperate. Find a woman in the USA. There are plenty, unless you're a loner or pervert. :frown:
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i am a 17 year old who has everything provided to him. i do work, at a very easy job, once or 2x a week, for 15 an hour, 8 hours a day. i have 600 dollars now, and i know never to buy something like that. besides, im well aware that giving something to someone you dont know is a definite no no.


and i am a loner... not a pervert though. 😛 and im having trouble with the woman in the USA part 😛
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if you want ass ... why not just go to las vegas ? or even Mexico

chicks are the same wherever you go. going to austrailia isn't gonna fix your girl problems.
 
Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: luvly
Jeeeeeeeeezuz! Hon', be careful. I remember reading an article on a law website about an American guy who formed an internet relationship. He bought a ring for the lady before he even met her. Next thing you know, she's no where to be found again and she didn't return his ring. I think they met once or so. He tried to recover $12k that he spent on the ring. His insurance wouldn't pay for it though under the pretense of theft. Part of his claim was that she was not what she represented herself as. My memory's a little sketchy here, so maybe I'll post a link to the article if I find it. The lady was also from Australia. Don't give the impression that American men are desperate. Find a woman in the USA. There are plenty, unless you're a loner or pervert. :frown:
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i am a 17 year old who has everything provided to him. i do work, at a very easy job, once or 2x a week, for 15 an hour, 8 hours a day. i have 600 dollars now, and i know never to buy something like that. besides, im well aware that giving something to someone you dont know is a definite no no.


and i am a loner... not a pervert though. 😛 and im having trouble with the woman in the USA part 😛
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if you want ass ... why not just go to las vegas ? or even Mexico

chicks are the same wherever you go. going to austrailia isn't gonna fix your girl problems.
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dont want vegas ass... dont want mexico ass... want aussie girl and all that comes with it 😛
 
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: joohang
Originally posted by: Swag1138
We cant help you without the :camera:
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the reason i dont pics is because i know some sick bastard will masturbate to her image...
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HAHAHA!

wait wait wait! HOLD UP HOLD UP!

You're gonna dance around like someone all high and mighty and act like you've never jerked off to her image?! you're on of the most desperate people i've ever seen! You've never gotten laid and you're about to FLY TO AUSTRALIA to hook up with some broad you talk to on the Internet? That you haven't even met?!

god, if this is what kids are doing for pussy these days then we're all screwed...
 
Could this possibly be the most annoying thread of the week? We are on page three now. Please post a new topic and link to your other three, including this one!
 
Man, your patheticness could only be lessened by pics.


Dude you are 17. You aren't in college, its ok if you cant get ass. Austrailia? Mom, Dad, i've gotta go, i'll be back in a week. I sit at my computer all day so I'm gonna go to australia.

also LMAO at the "no pics cuz guys will jerk off to em".
A. I can imagine nearly anyone hear could find a better pic to jerk off to than a webcam shot
B. You are so pathetic you are considering going to OZ, walking into a ridiculous situation and putting your money and safety at risk, all to get to the same place you could get to if you just jerked off.
C. You make me sick, and i gave you a 1 rating, so there.
 
I'm sorry I just gotta rant some more... this is too much. I agree with SammyBoy.


You are really pathetic. A whole lot of us don't care about your bitching. You are also stupid. What the hell are you going to do?! You are 17... you think you have a girlfriend in Australia? What are you going to when you knock on her door? "Hi, hope you don't have a penis!" And even if this girl decides to bang you... are you going to impress her by prematurly ejaculating on her stomach over and over? You really think you're gonna give it to her good don't you?

Here's a tip. Wake up and smell the reality. No one cares about your stupid Australia escapades. Stop bitching about how much of a loser you are...because no one is going to show you pity and say something like oh you're a great guy. You're an Eagle scout virgin who's going to waste his savings on flying to Australia to supposedly have sex with this girl you don't even know. Seriously man, do you even listen to yourself when you talk?
 
LMAO yobarman just posted my thoughts more clearly than I could even think 'em (it's 4am, gimme a break,hehe)

Anyhow, yea, the premature ejaculation thing was good.

Listen dude, i'm 17 and im a virgin. Here's the difference between me and you: I am not a worthless pile of waste, you are. If you are going to do something so pathetic I couldn't have even dreampt up the idea dont share it with people. I hope you knock on her door and a couple guys in masks come up behind you, beat you savagely, take your money and plane ticket home, and anally rape you for good measure. I sincerely hope so, because that is what you would need to fully understand how pathetic you were for being there in the first place.

 
I have been to australia a few times
Cains, Alice Springs, Perth, Freemantle, Darwin...........
U.S. Navy Paid for it all

BTW
He could not handle it
She would do him in
 
Originally posted by: yobarman
I'm sorry I just gotta rant some more... this is too much. I agree with SammyBoy.


You are really pathetic. A whole lot of us don't care about your bitching. You are also stupid. What the hell are you going to do?! You are 17... you think you have a girlfriend in Australia? What are you going to when you knock on her door? "Hi, hope you don't have a penis!" And even if this girl decides to bang you... are you going to impress her by prematurly ejaculating on her stomach over and over? You really think you're gonna give it to her good don't you?

Here's a tip. Wake up and smell the reality. No one cares about your stupid Australia escapades. Stop bitching about how much of a loser you are...because no one is going to show you pity and say something like oh you're a great guy. You're an Eagle scout virgin who's going to waste his savings on flying to Australia to supposedly have sex with this girl you don't even know. Seriously man, do you even listen to yourself when you talk?
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LOL
 
Originally posted by: SammyBoy
LMAO yobarman just posted my thoughts more clearly than I could even think 'em (it's 4am, gimme a break,hehe)

Anyhow, yea, the premature ejaculation thing was good.

Listen dude, i'm 17 and im a virgin. Here's the difference between me and you: I am not a worthless pile of waste, you are. If you are going to do something so pathetic I couldn't have even dreampt up the idea dont share it with people. I hope you knock on her door and a couple guys in masks come up behind you, beat you savagely, take your money and plane ticket home, and anally rape you for good measure. I sincerely hope so, because that is what you would need to fully understand how pathetic you were for being there in the first place.
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hahaha harsh, but true. You're so obsessed with your self pity that it makes me want to vomit. Are you sure you're not a woman? "what hair cut should i get, do these pants make my butt look fat, should i fly to australia for true love?" Please man, you're 17 and you don't even know what love is. When you're older you're going to be looking back on this and wonder how could you get so pathetic.
 
Originally posted by: yobarman
I'm sorry I just gotta rant some more... this is too much. I agree with SammyBoy.


You are really pathetic. A whole lot of us don't care about your bitching. You are also stupid. What the hell are you going to do?! You are 17... you think you have a girlfriend in Australia? What are you going to when you knock on her door? "Hi, hope you don't have a penis!" And even if this girl decides to bang you... are you going to impress her by prematurly ejaculating on her stomach over and over? You really think you're gonna give it to her good don't you?

Here's a tip. Wake up and smell the reality. No one cares about your stupid Australia escapades. Stop bitching about how much of a loser you are...because no one is going to show you pity and say something like oh you're a great guy. You're an Eagle scout virgin who's going to waste his savings on flying to Australia to supposedly have sex with this girl you don't even know. Seriously man, do you even listen to yourself when you talk?
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"wake up and smell the reality". I like that 😛
 
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
maybe you could swim there. then you'll be in really good shape when you see hi- i mean her!
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it's a her. i do see a webcam of her daily. it's definitely the same girl as in the videos she sent me of her undressing 😉
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She sounds desperate. I bet she's got herpes, gonorea, crabs, and hiv.

However, you can prove otherwise by uploading those videos to a server and sharing the link with us. 😀
 
Originally posted by: yobarman
You are also stupid. What the hell are you going to do?! You are 17... you think you have a girlfriend in Australia? What are you going to when you knock on her door? "Hi, hope you don't have a penis!" And even if this girl decides to bang you... are you going to impress her by prematurly ejaculating on her stomach over and over? You really think you're gonna give it to her good don't you?
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Thanks, Yobarman. My LCD hadn't been spit-washed in a good two months. I still can't stop laughing.

 
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: luvly
Jeeeeeeeeezuz! Hon', be careful. I remember reading an article on a law website about an American guy who formed an internet relationship. He bought a ring for the lady before he even met her. Next thing you know, she's no where to be found again and she didn't return his ring. I think they met once or so. He tried to recover $12k that he spent on the ring. His insurance wouldn't pay for it though under the pretense of theft. Part of his claim was that she was not what she represented herself as. My memory's a little sketchy here, so maybe I'll post a link to the article if I find it. The lady was also from Australia. Don't give the impression that American men are desperate. Find a woman in the USA. There are plenty, unless you're a loner or pervert. :frown:
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i am a 17 year old who has everything provided to him. i do work, at a very easy job, once or 2x a week, for 15 an hour, 8 hours a day. i have 600 dollars now, and i know never to buy something like that. besides, im well aware that giving something to someone you dont know is a definite no no.


and i am a loner... not a pervert though. 😛 and im having trouble with the woman in the USA part 😛
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Woohoo, you work parttime and have $600. I can just feel the envy boiling in this room. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Walleye
and i am a loner... not a pervert though. 😛 and im having trouble with the woman in the USA part 😛
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If you have problems with women in the US, you'll probably have problems with women anywhere you go.
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