Xmas pArty

[a64fxman]

I've never attended a Xmas function by a large hi-tech company before. The ones i attended before are like not organized by company.

Now I can bring a female friend along, bUt i don't have a slightest clue what you do there?

can someone here please enlighten me? I mean i am alright at going since i know some people there and we are all passionate about technology. But it might be otherwise if I bring a girl, like she'll know no one there and probly not so interested in technology.

Any tips? Help?

I am only second year college and probly the youngest employee in the entire company.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Dance like Elaine.

 

[MikeMike]

prolly be food, adult beverages, and conversations, thats about it.

MIKE

 

[olds]

whisky

 

[spidey07]

1) drink for free
2) eat for free
3) screw for showing her a good time

 

[SchrodingersDog]

She'll expect one or both of you to copy your asses of course.

 

[brigden]

You're obligated to get drunk and make passes at your boss's wife.

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: spidey07
1) drink for free
2) drink more for free
3) drink even more for free
4) drink lots more for free
5) eat for free - to absorb some of the alcohol.
6) screw for showing her a good time - they'll be time for that when you get home.

Fixed.

 

[a64fxman]

so thats it? nothing exciting and the girl will be bored then?

 

[FoBoT]

eat
talk

it doesn't take much skill

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: jayn
so thats it? nothing exciting and the girl will be bored then?

WTF!!!

You're taking her out for a good time now be a man and take the girl out - god knows you ain't paying so get out there and get some nookie! Women love to get all dolled up and go out.

Heck, she's probably braggin to all her friends how she's going to a great party.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: brigden
You're obligated to get drunk and make passes at your boss's wife.

:thumbsup: in front of your female friend if at all possible.

 

[igowerf]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
whisky

Tango? Or are you actually referring to whisky?

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: igowerf

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
whisky

Tango? Or are you actually referring to whisky?

Whiskey - as in real, high-priced scotch since the company will be picking up the tab on this one.

 

[Steve]

Single malts, preferably.


You ask a good question. I've been at my new job for two weeks, working in the IT dept. of a major church's national office. Somebody mentioned the Xmas party today, I wonder how interesting it would be.

 

[a64fxman]

so if i am really bringing her to the function,
is there anything i should be careful of? Like should i tell her anything beforehand?

i am total clueless

 

[Quasmo]

Bring chocolate balls filled with 180 proof grian alcohol. Guarenteed for a good laugh and a drunken good time.

 

[a64fxman]

??

 

[flexy]

doesnt everyone at x-mas parties bring their husbs/wifes/SOs ???? so whats the big deal ?

 

[TitanDiddly]

Bring one of those electric flyswatters to fend off all the nerd to try to touch a real, live breathing female.

 

[flexy]

what you do there?
can someone here please enlighten me

ok...what do you THINK people do at a corporate xmas party ? lol

 

[a64fxman]

I DON"T know..i've never been to one.

and this girl i want to bring is not my gf, she is just a friend. different that other people who are bringing their SO/wife/long term GF

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: igowerf

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
whisky

Tango? Or are you actually referring to whisky?

Foxtrot? I believe it is spelled whiskey.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

I'd say go, if you or she is getting bored then leave and go somewhere else.

 

[Steve]

Either spelling is acceptable. One is Irish and the other is Scottish, but I can't remember which is which.