ThePresence
Elite Member
What Would Jesus Post if he was starting a new thread?
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WWJP?
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saxophonoia
Platinum Member
BAN........that's what he would post
ThePresence
Elite Member
Probably. 🙁
But since I'm not Christian I would just smoke anyway.
CrackRabbit
Lifer
YADT: Judas is being an ass again...
or
YAGT: Mary Magdaline is HOT!!!!!! *updated* W/ PICS!!!!
/1 ticket, window seat please.
or
YAGT: Mary Magdaline is HOT!!!!!! *updated* W/ PICS!!!!
/1 ticket, window seat please.
ThePresence
Elite Member
LOL T3H WINNAR!!
saxophonoia
Platinum Member
ThePresence
Elite Member
I will... soon.
dataxpress
Banned
in before lock.
ThePresence
Elite Member
I'm down to just a few a day, ease up on me. 🙂
Wallydraigle
Banned
Me llamo Jesus, y necesito tacos y burritos.
AreaCode707
Lifer
Very interesting question.
Unlike his (many of his current) followers, Jesus didn't go around saying "I love you" all the time. He also didn't constantly say "you're going to hell" and he never started a conversation like that.
I think he would post something like this:
Blessed are the humble AT peeps, for they're the ones people won't flame.
Blessed are the peeps who are sad, for they're going to be comforted in the long run.
Blessed are the posters who say what they think without flaming, for they will inherit the forums.
Blessed are those in P&N who strive to truly speak and behave uprightly, no matter their political party, for they will succeed.
Blessed are those who continue to try to help the YAGT posters, for they will be helped in their problems.
Blessed are those who go through the forums daily and walk away untainted, for they will be able to face Truth.
Blessed are the people who can put an end to flamewars, for they will be respected by the forums for who they are.
Blessed are those who stand strong in what is true, even in the face of flames, for the Truth will be theirs.
Unlike his (many of his current) followers, Jesus didn't go around saying "I love you" all the time. He also didn't constantly say "you're going to hell" and he never started a conversation like that.
I think he would post something like this:
Blessed are the humble AT peeps, for they're the ones people won't flame.
Blessed are the peeps who are sad, for they're going to be comforted in the long run.
Blessed are the posters who say what they think without flaming, for they will inherit the forums.
Blessed are those in P&N who strive to truly speak and behave uprightly, no matter their political party, for they will succeed.
Blessed are those who continue to try to help the YAGT posters, for they will be helped in their problems.
Blessed are those who go through the forums daily and walk away untainted, for they will be able to face Truth.
Blessed are the people who can put an end to flamewars, for they will be respected by the forums for who they are.
Blessed are those who stand strong in what is true, even in the face of flames, for the Truth will be theirs.
Zenmervolt
Elite member
I like to think it would be the same thing He said to James and John, simply, "Come, follow me."
ZV
ZV
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