WWJP?

[ThePresence]

What Would Jesus Post if he was starting a new thread?

 

[saxophonoia]

BAN........that's what he would post

 

[TheBDB]

YAGT

 

[Nikamichi]

He would tell you to stop smoking.

 

[PatboyX]

no doubt a rivetting story about a spider.
i feel like he would spend most of his time in hot deals.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
He would tell you to stop smoking.

Probably.
But since I'm not Christian I would just smoke anyway.

 

[CrackRabbit]

YADT: Judas is being an ass again...
or
YAGT: Mary Magdaline is HOT!!!!!! *updated* W/ PICS!!!!

/1 ticket, window seat please.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
He would tell you to stop smoking.

:thumbsup:

 

[RaDragon]

Love one another, and don't flame me.

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
He would tell you to stop smoking.

Probably.
But since I'm not Christian I would just smoke anyway.

Do it for yourself, thank Jesus later.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
YADT: Judas is being an ass again...
or
YAGT: Mary Magdaline is HOT!!!!!! *updated* W/ PICS!!!!

LOL T3H WINNAR!!

 

[hevnsnt]

"pass the fritos"

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
He would tell you to stop smoking.

:thumbsup:

 

[everman]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
He would tell you to stop smoking.

Probably.
But since I'm not Christian I would just smoke anyway.

Do it for yourself, thank Jesus later.

I will... soon.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: TheBDB
YAGT

Yet Another God Thread?

 

[dataxpress]

in before lock.

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
He would tell you to stop smoking.

Probably.
But since I'm not Christian I would just smoke anyway.

Do it for yourself, thank Jesus later.

I will... soon.

:thumbsdown::|

 

[her209]

He would tell you that the Eagles are going to be Super Bowl champions.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: TheBDB
YAGT

Yet Another God Thread?

:thumbsup: indeed!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
He would tell you to stop smoking.

Probably.
But since I'm not Christian I would just smoke anyway.

Do it for yourself, thank Jesus later.

I will... soon.

:thumbsdown::|

I'm down to just a few a day, ease up on me.

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
He would tell you to stop smoking.

Probably.
But since I'm not Christian I would just smoke anyway.

Do it for yourself, thank Jesus later.

I will... soon.

:thumbsdown::|

I'm down to just a few a day, ease up on me.

That sounds much better!

:thumbsup:

 

[Wallydraigle]

Me llamo Jesus, y necesito tacos y burritos.

 

[AreaCode707]

Very interesting question.

Unlike his (many of his current) followers, Jesus didn't go around saying "I love you" all the time. He also didn't constantly say "you're going to hell" and he never started a conversation like that.

I think he would post something like this:

Blessed are the humble AT peeps, for they're the ones people won't flame.
Blessed are the peeps who are sad, for they're going to be comforted in the long run.
Blessed are the posters who say what they think without flaming, for they will inherit the forums.
Blessed are those in P&N who strive to truly speak and behave uprightly, no matter their political party, for they will succeed.
Blessed are those who continue to try to help the YAGT posters, for they will be helped in their problems.
Blessed are those who go through the forums daily and walk away untainted, for they will be able to face Truth.
Blessed are the people who can put an end to flamewars, for they will be respected by the forums for who they are.
Blessed are those who stand strong in what is true, even in the face of flames, for the Truth will be theirs.

 

[Zenmervolt]

I like to think it would be the same thing He said to James and John, simply, "Come, follow me."

ZV