WW III in 6 months, are you ready?

[DesiPower]

i checked CNN but didn't see any mention of world war 3 today

As others pointed out, you miscalculated, 5+6=11, not 10. With Russia attacking rebels backed by US and Europe, anything can happen in the near future... I would rule anything out...

 

[Jeff7]

You know nothing about Canada. The correct response to a Canadian invasion is to say "would you please go back home".

Reporting from the US side of the Canadian border: They won't get far. There are at least two Tim Hortons within 10 miles of here. I doubt they'll push much farther south.

 

[werepossum]

Reporting from the US side of the Canadian border: They won't get far. There are at least two Tim Hortons within 10 miles of here. I doubt they'll push much farther south.

Canadians would never invade America, since they know for sure that it's an insane theocracy where everyone has a gun (without the government keeping track of them!) which will any day now become a scorched and barren desert (or if one prefers, a baron dessert) due to catastrophic anthropogenic global warming. Besides, without metric street markers they'd be hopelessly lost.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Reporting from the US side of the Canadian border: They won't get far. There are at least two Tim Hortons within 10 miles of here. I doubt they'll push much farther south.

We do have mobile Tim Horton units. They follow with the infantry.

Lots of room on top to take slap shots toward enemy line too.

 

[squirrel dog]

A Russian analyst said if they were to nuke Yellow Stone with a single bomb , the USA would be done . He then said , it would not be to good for them as well , but he added the risk is there .

 

[destrekor]

We do have mobile Tim Horton units. They follow with the infantry.

Lots of room on top to take slap shots toward enemy line too.

:awe:

 

[John Connor]

A Russian analyst said if they were to nuke Yellow Stone with a single bomb , the USA would be done . He then said , it would not be to good for them as well , but he added the risk is there .

I read that months ago on Yahoo. My take? CIA should hire me as an assassin! I'd take the SOB out nice and quite like.

 

[dawp]

As others pointed out, you miscalculated, 5+6=11, not 10. With Russia attacking rebels backed by US and Europe, anything can happen in the near future... I would rule anything out...

so, no wwIII.

 

[mizzou]

The fact we called it WWII just meant we left room for a trilogy

 

[John Connor]

The fact we called it WWII just meant we left room for a trilogy

Never heard that one before.

 

[ALIVE]

Ha! I did just come across a televised interview with him because I was taping the Eagles game and set the DVR to run over 2 hours, just in case, and it must have caught 60 Minutes, the news show for people who think they're getting well informed.

And, indeed, Putin was persuasive as hell! If you didn't have an independent frame of reference, you could easily be taken in by how he framed Ukraine and Syria. Impressive. The guy is well spoken and smart, and has his arguments and world view locked down and ready to roll.

Bush said he looked into his soul. I think Putin was mooning him. :biggrin:

lol independent lol
so because putin is our opponent of course anything he does or say they are bad
but americans we are the good and it is not because we say it so it is independent accurate lol
keep dreaming

and thats comes form a country that its federation was oppressing some states that decides to go independent used armed forced to keep them in the inion and act as the oppressors wants
but russia wanting to re unite what was consider russia for centuries is unheard of lol

yes you have the moral grounds to speak like that
next joke?

 

[John Connor]

lol independent lol
so because putin is our opponent of course anything he does or say they are bad
but americans we are the good and it is not because we say it so it is independent accurate lol
keep dreaming

and thats comes form a country that its federation was oppressing some states that decides to go independent used armed forced to keep them in the inion and act as the oppressors wants
but russia wanting to re unite what was consider russia for centuries is unheard of lol

yes you have the moral grounds to speak like that
next joke?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

We do have mobile Tim Horton units. They follow with the infantry.

Do they really follow the infantry or does the infantry follow them? I'm guessing if the Tim Horton trucks get lost the Canadian infantry could wind up in Yemen.

 

[Jeff7]

We do have mobile Tim Horton units. They follow with the infantry.

Lots of room on top to take slap shots toward enemy line too.

Weakness identified.


If it's not too much trouble, and I really don't want to be a bother, but could you kindly outline any other tactical vulnerabilities? Much appreciated, friend!

Do they really follow the infantry or does the infantry follow them? I'm guessing if the Tim Horton trucks get lost the Canadian infantry could wind up in Yemen.

There's the risk that they could find a Dunkin Donuts by accident. If that happens and they make it to New England, they may never leave.

 

[SlickSnake]

Canada has seemingly already invaded the USA, just like China has. Simply because their corporations had the money and lobbyists to do so, apparently.

If you don't believe me, check out the hundreds of recent cases where the USA let Canadian corporations run roughshod all over USA property owners rights without even bothering with legal niceties like permits or proper due process through the courts because they steadfastly refuse to modify the path of the pipeline and slow down the building of it. And the majority of local court jurisdictions that have heard cases of illegal property theft and false representations (often without proper compensation) have been summarily thrown out of court to clear the path for the Canadian tar sands pipeline steamroller.

Meanwhile, where do they think all this contaminated sand is going to be dumped when they finally refine it down enough to be usable as oil? Because the contaminated sand is going to be 100% toxic and I bet Texas don't want millions and eventually billions of pounds of it, either.

http://www.nwf.org/What-We-Do/Energy-and-Climate/Drilling-and-Mining/Tar-Sands.aspx

http://www.foe.org/projects/climate-and-energy/tar-sands/keystone-xl-pipeline

 

[SlickSnake]

A Russian analyst said if they were to nuke Yellow Stone with a single bomb , the USA would be done . He then said , it would not be to good for them as well , but he added the risk is there .

If by not good for them, he means the USA military response which would be the total nuclear obliteration of civilized Russia (and China) along with the 10,000 year mini ice age that would probably follow after triggering Yellowstone. So it's probably not so good of an idea for the Russians. But then again, cheap Vodka can make people do wacky things indeed.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I don't think its feasible to set off a super volcano with a nuclear bomb.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Clearly we need to be proactive here. Let's bomb Canada. Other countries will assume that if we're willing to bomb our friends, we'll do "who knows what" to our enemies. Then we invade Sweden specifically because it makes zero sense to do so. Everyone will be off balance and afraid to attack. Making use of the period of international uncertainty, we then announce to the whole world that if anyone attacks anyone else for any reason, we'll simultaneously detonate every nuke in our arsenal wherever it happens to be sitting, guaranteeing a worldwide decades long nuclear winter. After all the bullshit we pulled earlier, no one will be quite sure we won't do it, and world peace will commence.

 

[Auric]

The fact we called it WWII just meant we left room for a trilogy

Originally, the first was a one-off called The Great War (to end all wars) but it was so profitable that they quickly churned out World War 2: Atomic Boogaloo. Unsurprisingly, it was only received as a "good war", but not "great" so interest waned and plans for WWIII were shelved indefinitely. Over the years it has occasionally been reimagined without, as yet, being green-lit.

 

[MongGrel]

We do have mobile Tim Horton units. They follow with the infantry.

Lots of room on top to take slap shots toward enemy line too.

Sneaky Canucks.

Weakness identified.
There's the risk that they could find a Dunkin Donuts by accident. If that happens and they make it to New England, they may never leave.

Of course they would you don't know the migratory route of the Florida Snowbird.

They have to go back seasonally to keep that socialized healthcare active.

:biggrin:

 

[brianmanahan]

only got a few hours left...

 

[norseamd]

Somewhat interesting that a Russian airplane explodes concurrent with Russians starting to fight in the Near East, just a few days earlier than the end of this prediction.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Somewhat interesting that a Russian airplane explodes concurrent with Russians starting to fight in the Near East, just a few days earlier than the end of this prediction.

Also, I'm getting new bedroom furniture delivered on Saturday.

 

[brianmanahan]

Also, I'm getting new bedroom furniture delivered on Saturday.

TOO LATE

caps

 

[norseamd]

Also, I'm getting new bedroom furniture delivered on Saturday.

Never said I thought World War 3 was starting.