Wuthering Heights

amicold

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Inspired by this thread I wonder if I should read it? I've started and it's so fvcking boring I want to shoot myself. Cliffs?
 

ElFenix

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no.

you should read tess of the durbeyvilles by thomas hardy. that will ensure that you actually go through the act.
 

EyeMWing

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I was supposed to read that for 12th grade english. I didn't. I couldn't even stomach the Cliffs. In fact, NOBODY in my class was able to complete either. We just told the teacher to "F-off."
 

amicold

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What I thought, I can't even derive (sp?) meaning from the language used and I'm in an AP course :-/ Why is it considered such a classic? It blows.

Edit: Wing I have a feeling my class will be the same, bad enough the teacher is a closet homosexual.
 

pyonir

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I haven't read it yet, but if it's anything like "Great Expectations" I feel sorry for you.
 

aplefka

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Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Oh bother.

Didn't you just say in another thread "I see how people get to 10,000 posts now?" Hypocrisy for the win! :roll:
 

EyeMWing

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It's considered a classic because the people who determine what becomes a classic and what doesn't become a classic are uppity bastards who get some form of sick pleasure from touting terrible books that nobody likes because it gives them a feeling of exclusivity.
 

aplefka

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Originally posted by: pyonir
I haven't read it yet, but if it's anything like "Great Expectations" I feel sorry for you.

I liked Great Expectations. It just got really wordy at times (aka about 1/3 of the time).
 

Leper Messiah

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Originally posted by: pyonir
I haven't read it yet, but if it's anything like "Great Expectations" I feel sorry for you.

I actually like Great Expectations. I kinda just skimmed through the descriptions and finished the book in like 2 hours. The castle house was pretty cool.
 

AtlantaBob

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Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Oh bother.

Didn't you just say in another thread "I see how people get to 10,000 posts now?" Hypocrisy for the win! :roll:

Yeup, I did. :) That was before I realized how close I was to 400 posts.

As a college English major, I felt I had to say something to this one, but didn't feel like getting into the long, drawn-out argument that will eventually overwhelm me.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Oh bother.

Didn't you just say in another thread "I see how people get to 10,000 posts now?" Hypocrisy for the win! :roll:

Yeup, I did. :) That was before I realized how close I was to 400 posts.

As a college English major, I felt I had to say something to this one, but didn't feel like getting into the long, drawn-out argument that will eventually overwhelm me.

You're an english major? So you're going to become... An english teacher, or an english professor?
 

AtlantaBob

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Oh bother.

Didn't you just say in another thread "I see how people get to 10,000 posts now?" Hypocrisy for the win! :roll:

Yeup, I did. :) That was before I realized how close I was to 400 posts.

As a college English major, I felt I had to say something to this one, but didn't feel like getting into the long, drawn-out argument that will eventually overwhelm me.

You're an english major? So you're going to become... An english teacher, or an english professor?

Well, English and Econ. I'm getting a Ph.D. in architecture at the moment, though...
Yeah, professor looks probable :)
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: pyonir
I haven't read it yet, but if it's anything like "Great Expectations" I feel sorry for you.

I liked Great Expectations. It just got really wordy at times (aka about 1/3 of the time).

I like the story, but it was rather wordy. I found myself bored more than a few times, which rarely happens to me when i read.
 
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Oh bother.

Didn't you just say in another thread "I see how people get to 10,000 posts now?" Hypocrisy for the win! :roll:

Yeup, I did. :) That was before I realized how close I was to 400 posts.

As a college English major, I felt I had to say something to this one, but didn't feel like getting into the long, drawn-out argument that will eventually overwhelm me.

You're an english major? So you're going to become... An english teacher, or an english professor?


"would you like fries with that?"
 

Leper Messiah

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: pyonir
I haven't read it yet, but if it's anything like "Great Expectations" I feel sorry for you.

I liked Great Expectations. It just got really wordy at times (aka about 1/3 of the time).

I like the story, but it was rather wordy. I found myself bored more than a few times, which rarely happens to me when i read.

yeah, only Great Expectations and Wheel of Time did that to me...
 

AtlantaBob

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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Oh bother.

Didn't you just say in another thread "I see how people get to 10,000 posts now?" Hypocrisy for the win! :roll:

Yeup, I did. :) That was before I realized how close I was to 400 posts.

As a college English major, I felt I had to say something to this one, but didn't feel like getting into the long, drawn-out argument that will eventually overwhelm me.

You're an english major? So you're going to become... An english teacher, or an english professor?


"would you like fries with that?"

Hey, I did econ too, I can do math with the big boys :)

 
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Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: AtlantaBob
Oh bother.

Didn't you just say in another thread "I see how people get to 10,000 posts now?" Hypocrisy for the win! :roll:

Yeup, I did. :) That was before I realized how close I was to 400 posts.

As a college English major, I felt I had to say something to this one, but didn't feel like getting into the long, drawn-out argument that will eventually overwhelm me.

You're an english major? So you're going to become... An english teacher, or an english professor?


"would you like fries with that?"

Hey, I did econ too, I can do math with the big boys :)

"Let's see....tw Big Mac EVM....that will be $6.49. Please drive around." ;)
 

Mo0o

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I read it, it wasn't that bad, although it seems like everyone gets sick and dies
 

amicold

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Yeha I think I'll Cliff's it. I never get bored reading and language I rarely have trouble with, I can Clockwork Orange with no trouvle but this should be illegal.
 

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I once dated a girl who told me that was her favorite book so I tried to read it, but I gave up at about 95 pages and then rented the movie with Lawrence Oliver but fell asleep through that as well.