Originally posted by: RobCur
we$ ARE lIVING in a MOVIE, IT is like the MATRIX...
OUR pain is not even real, it's all emulated throught our numbskull!!!
Originally posted by: Anubis
eh why not, might explain why sh!t is so fusked up, something in teh code is wrong
:roll:
There are only sporks.Originally posted by: RedPickle
Or is there?Originally posted by: conjur
There is no spoon.
Originally posted by: element
Originally posted by: Anubis
eh why not, might explain why sh!t is so fusked up, something in teh code is wrong
:roll:
crap not only are we in the matrix, but it was programmed by MS.
Originally posted by: Neo
Originally posted by: White Castle
Originally posted by: McDonalds
Originally posted by: George Bush
Originally posted by: Jenna Jameson
Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
Originally posted by: XietyCOM
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:Q
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Fine w/ me, but I get to be the Oracle, but I'm not making cookies, I'm brewing :beer:
Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
Originally posted by: XietyCOM
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
:Q
Originally posted by: Pathogen03
Dude, Agent smith is dead.
The 3 matrix movies all took place a few years ago.
Neo is god.
There is no other.
Who wants to be the girl for me?!![]()
Originally posted by: PowderBB3D
Theories like this always seem to skew their supporting evidence so badly in my opinion. Holy crap there was a variation in the speed of light from a quasar 6 billion years ago - we must be in the Matrix! Nevermind the fact that there is a potentially rational explaination for all of this - tools with insufficient accuracy, some kind of time-space phenomena not yet documented, or perhaps we have the wrong idea about how light travels altogether - it's the mother fvcking Matrix!
I won't say 100% this is wrong but I simply don't have the time to follow up with 99.999999.... with enough 9's on my percentage to express exactly how unlikely I find this. What is it with the human mind that finds impossibilities so captivating - why do we strive so hard to mold the facts into things we think might be "more interesting?"
