wtf mensroom experience

[imported_Lucifer]

Maybe the dude was a priest.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: newParadigm
or maybe he was a homo, or maybe he just likes to shake his wang

hahaha it was like.. up down left right.. I felt like saying 'you putting in the konami code down there or some sh!t man? ... don't forget to hit select start'

different strokes....

:laugh:

LOL!!!

and LOL @ the GREAT paint drawing.

well, some dudes wear boxers, and you gotta get all the drops out, or that stuff's going to dribble down your leg.

or he's just getting rid of libido, since i do that to get rid of libido, but not at a urinal...

STALL.

You go kitten-hunting in public bathrooms? :Q

 

[aplefka]

Dude, he obviously wanted you to hold it for him. Next time be a pal and help him out!

 

[Perknose]

All that detail . . . the up, the down, the right, the left . . . you stared long enough to take in all that detail? The sink and the way out were behind you, but you stood there transfixed?

And you admit righ in you post that you're now slipping into men's rooms on campus in buildings you've never been to before? And somehow, guys waving their wangs at you has become a common occurrence??

Duuuuuuuuuude! :shocked: :laugh:

 

[FeuerFrei]

I bet that dude hangs out there because that's the only place he can get away with exposing his wang.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: ThePresence
So some dude has OCD. No big deal.

Um did you notice his face in the pic I drew?

yes, you were sporting quite the O-face there

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Ok so this is like.. the second such occurance in the last 2 months..

I really had to take a piss this afternoon so I stumble into some building on campus that I normally dont go into all that often, find a bathroom and find some guy on the right most urinal against a stall, leaning there. No problem.. move one away to the left and start to begin my business. I see this constant movement out of the corner of my right eye with what appears to be the final 'shake' by my neighbor.. no problem I guess... except that it goes on.. and on.. for like at least 2 minutes (I drank 64oz of coke so I really had to go).. and like he's leaning in such a way as to imply that he wants others to see him do this repetitive shaking motion.. I will leave out some of the details as I dont want to get banned (no he wasn't pleasuring himself...) but needless to say I got the fvck out of dodge quick like. After I finish he's still sitting there doing the same thing and after I left I had to change the song on my mp3 player and I looked through my collection for at least 3 minutes before deciding on an album to listen to.. he still didn't leave the room in this entire time.

I MS-Painted an illustration of said events:
wtf

Mods if this isn't appropriate I apologize.

But honestly wtf.. has this ever happened to any of you? This is literally like becoming a repetitve occurance and it's starting to creep me the fvck out.

He probably had the Clap. Good thing he didn't rape you.

 

[doma]

was he on drugs?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: doma
was he on drugs?

lol nope, not that I could tell.

 

[hjo3]

Well if he wasn't pleasuring himself then all I can imagine is that maybe he was passing some kind of stone (kidney?) and his stance was the result of pain and exhaustion. 'Course even then one would wonder why he wouldn't take a stall.