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Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: newParadigm
or maybe he was a homo, or maybe he just likes to shake his wang
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hahaha it was like.. up down left right.. I felt like saying 'you putting in the konami code down there or some sh!t man? ... don't forget to hit select start'
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different strokes....
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I don't know if I'm a quick shaker or what... but when I piss, it's quick and clean. I piss... do a half second wiggle/shake and I'm done. That's how I roll.

In the corner of my eye I can't help but notice when a guy looks like he is reeling in a little fish or squeezing it like a pack of mayo.

Shake the two drops of urine off and get the fvck out.
 
Originally posted by: Red
I don't know if I'm a quick shaker or what... but when I piss, it's quick and clean. I piss... do a half second wiggle/shake and I'm done. That's how I roll.

In the corner of my eye I can't help but notice when a guy looks like he is reeling in a little fish or squeezing it like a pack of mayo.

Shake the two drops of urine off and get the fvck out.
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That's what I'm talking about. Not like a 2 minute ordeal.. though I imagine it was for other purposes so I took off.
 
Originally posted by: JujuFish
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
but needless to say I got the fvck out of dodge quick like.
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Did you wash your hands? :Q
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I didn't quite get to finish in there because I was kind of creeped out so I hit the next building to finish and I did wash there 😉
 
I thought of two more ideas besides just being a slow-shaker....

a.) He may have had to deal with some type of penal discharge which requires an extended shake off period.

b.) Have you ever went to take a piss just because other people you were with walked into a bathroom... and once you step up to the plate you realize you don't have to pee... so you start really pushing and trying to squeeze out even a drop or two because then it really would look weird if the person standing next to you notices that you just... walked up to stall...pulled your weiner out for 30 seconds, didn't pee, put it back in your pants and walk out?
 
Originally posted by: Red
I thought of two more ideas besides just being a slow-shaker....

a.) He may have had to deal with some type of penal discharge which requires an extended shake off period.

b.) Have you ever went to take a piss just because other people you were with walked into a bathroom... and once you step up to the plate you realize you don't have to pee... so you start really pushing and trying to squeeze out even a drop or two because then it really would look weird if the person standing next to you notices that you just... walked up to stall...pulled your weiner out for 30 seconds, didn't pee, put it back in your pants and walk out?
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He was already almost finished when I came in though... perhaps A is possible?
 
He was probably gay / bi / curious / horny and looking for a partner. Twice in a month is probably just a run of bad luck (would be good luck if you were gay).
 
Originally posted by: RBachman
He was probably gay / bi / curious / horny and looking for a partner. Twice in a month is probably just a run of bad luck (would be good luck if you were gay).
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That's what I was thinking but um.. even if you swang that way I don't think what happened would be very flattering to you..
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: RBachman
He was probably gay / bi / curious / horny and looking for a partner. Twice in a month is probably just a run of bad luck (would be good luck if you were gay).
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That's what I was thinking but um.. even if you swang that way I don't think what happened would be very flattering to you..
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You're probably basing this on your experience with women. Men are horny, awkward and often blunt. I'd guess the woman of AT has probably experienced some wtf-weird come-ons, maybe not quite the same thing but just as baffling.
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: RBachman
He was probably gay / bi / curious / horny and looking for a partner. Twice in a month is probably just a run of bad luck (would be good luck if you were gay).
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That's what I was thinking but um.. even if you swang that way I don't think what happened would be very flattering to you..
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I agree... The straight person scenario:

it's kind of like some nasty chick you don't know rubbing her stuff while taking a piss in a unisex bathroom. It may sound appealing at first, but I think only the grittiest of dudes would actually be like "Hell yeah, that nasty chick rubbing her self while deficating is hot!"

For purposes of summation, I'm trying to deduce that this guy was probably not attempting to solicit other gay men to come check out his slow shake, because it would probably not be attractive to them at all.
 
Originally posted by: Red
For purposes of summation, I'm trying to deduce that this guy was probably not attempting to solicit other gay men to come check out his slow shake, because it would probably not be attractive to them at all.
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I can't think of many gay men that would be attracted to that. :-/
 
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: newParadigm
or maybe he was a homo, or maybe he just likes to shake his wang
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hahaha it was like.. up down left right.. I felt like saying 'you putting in the konami code down there or some sh!t man? ... don't forget to hit select start'
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different strokes....
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:laugh:
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LOL!!!

and LOL @ the GREAT paint drawing.

well, some dudes wear boxers, and you gotta get all the drops out, or that stuff's going to dribble down your leg.

or he's just getting rid of libido, since i do that to get rid of libido, but not at a urinal...

STALL.
 
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