WTF: Martha Stewart gets nabbed for smuggling

[T2T III]

New news. Martha has been smuggling condiments out of the prison cafeteria in her bra and taking them back to her cell. Martha refuses to provide a kick-back to a fellow prisoner, so they turn her in.

Story

 

[BW86]

caught with such contraband as brown sugar, powdered sugar, cinnamon, butter and other food, all stashed away inside her locker.

lol
😀

 

[KLin]

LMAO, she's a homemaking addict. 😀

 

[FoBoT]

why would she do that? was she planning for a christmas special?

 

[Forsythe]

Bloody idiot!

 

[The Stigenator]

hahaha.. that article made me giggle.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

lol...

 

[Adul]

lol nice

she got grilled for being to nice

 

[xSkyDrAx]

They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."

ROFL

 

[0roo0roo]

gotta love how inmates regress to the level of school children. oooooo!! i saw u doing X, i'm telling! lol🙂

 

[Attrox]

Precisely what kind of kickback the inmate wanted? :shocked:

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: Attrox
Precisely what kind of kickback the inmate wanted? :shocked:

A trip to the "Y" ??

:Q :Q

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Attrox
Precisely what kind of kickback the inmate wanted? :shocked:

They kickback and enjoy the... er, yeah.

 

[mrrman]

wish she got a longer sentence 🙁

 

[aplefka]

Hilarious... I didn't know being too nice was against the rules in prison.

 

[Crazymofo]

Originally posted by: Attrox
Precisely what kind of kickback the inmate wanted? :shocked:

Probably wanted a piece of what Martha was cooking with the contraband... 😛

 

[Muadib]

Martha's hardcore!!!!:thumbsup:

 

[Linux23]

what was her sentence at this country club?

 

[Mucho]

You mean there are rats in prison? 🙂

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
gotta love how inmates regress to the level of school children. oooooo!! i saw u doing X, i'm telling! lol🙂

In men's prisons, you get screwed in the butt or knifed with a plast shard.

In women's prisons, you get refused a culinary treat or tattle-taled on. 😕

 

[cmdrmoocow]

lol....

 

[Double Trouble]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
why would she do that? was she planning for a christmas special?

She believes she's above the rules that every other common person has to live with. That's what got her in prison to begin with, and apparently she has not learned her lesson.....

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: BW86

caught with such contraband as brown sugar, powdered sugar, cinnamon, butter and other food, all stashed away inside her locker.

lol
😀

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx

They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."

ROFL

Eggs, brown sugar, cinnamon, butter.. sounds like Martha wanted to whip up some snickerdoodles back in her cell 😀 I wonder if they would let her have an EasyBake oven?

That article is funny, it sounds like it was written for 4/1.

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx

They say Stewart has been grilled by officials at least three times, twice for smuggling eggs and once for "being too nice."

ROFL

ROFL indeed :thumbsup:

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: Linux23
what was her sentence at this country club?

I think 5 months.