WTF kind of state is Minnesota?

trmiv

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There is a measure on the ballot in california this election to try to get that allowed.
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: trmiv
There is a measure on the ballot in california this election to try to get that allowed.
That's a really great idea.
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I'm sure the Democrats will love it though. No longer will they need to have dead union workers vote. Now they will be able to go across to Tijuana, round up busloads full of "voters", bring them across, register them, "help" them vote for the correct candidate, then take them back across the border and give them a few bucks.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: trmiv
There is a measure on the ballot in california this election to try to get that allowed.
That's a really great idea.
rolleye.gif
I'm sure the Democrats will love it though. No longer will they need to have dead union workers vote. Now they will be able to go across to Tijuana, round up busloads full of "voters", bring them across, register them, "help" them vote for the correct candidate, then take them back across the border and give them a few bucks.
Hell all the Republicans have to do is sabotage the Ballot Machines and throw up roadblocks to prevent them pesky Black Demo's from voting. It all works out in the end.
 

Aceshigh

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I remember a few years ago when Robert Dornan lost his congressional seat to Lorreta Sanchez, when it was proven that the votes that gave Sanchez the victory came from voters who were later determined to be illegal aliens. Nothing at all was done about it. And she was allowed to take up her seat in congress.
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: trmiv
There is a measure on the ballot in california this election to try to get that allowed.
That's a really great idea.
rolleye.gif
I'm sure the Democrats will love it though. No longer will they need to have dead union workers vote. Now they will be able to go across to Tijuana, round up busloads full of "voters", bring them across, register them, "help" them vote for the correct candidate, then take them back across the border and give them a few bucks.
Hell all the Republicans have to do is sabotage the Ballot Machines and throw up roadblocks to prevent them pesky Black Demo's from voting. It all works out in the end.
Sabotage ballot machines? If by that you mean using a voting system that everyone but Democrats can understand then you have a valid point. As for the roadblock thing, wasn't that one of Jesse's conspiracy theories that was later proven to be much ado about nothing?

 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Aceshigh
I remember a few years ago when Robert Dornan lost his congressional seat to Lorreta Sanchez, when it was proven that the votes that gave Sanchez the victory came from voters who were later determined to be illegal aliens. Nothing at all was done about it. And she was allowed to take up her seat in congress.
It was determined by B1 Bob only. That fruitcake is nuttier than any John Bircher.

 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: trmiv
There is a measure on the ballot in california this election to try to get that allowed.
That's a really great idea.
rolleye.gif
I'm sure the Democrats will love it though. No longer will they need to have dead union workers vote. Now they will be able to go across to Tijuana, round up busloads full of "voters", bring them across, register them, "help" them vote for the correct candidate, then take them back across the border and give them a few bucks.
Hell all the Republicans have to do is sabotage the Ballot Machines and throw up roadblocks to prevent them pesky Black Demo's from voting. It all works out in the end.
Sabotage ballot machines? If by that you mean using a voting system that everyone but Democrats can understand then you have a valid point. As for the roadblock thing, wasn't that one of Jesse's conspiracy theories that was later proven to be much ado about nothing?


It was a joke High Pockets!
 

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Amazing how adults turn into cry babies when politics come up.
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shiner

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: trmiv
There is a measure on the ballot in california this election to try to get that allowed.
That's a really great idea.
rolleye.gif
I'm sure the Democrats will love it though. No longer will they need to have dead union workers vote. Now they will be able to go across to Tijuana, round up busloads full of "voters", bring them across, register them, "help" them vote for the correct candidate, then take them back across the border and give them a few bucks.
Hell all the Republicans have to do is sabotage the Ballot Machines and throw up roadblocks to prevent them pesky Black Demo's from voting. It all works out in the end.
Sabotage ballot machines? If by that you mean using a voting system that everyone but Democrats can understand then you have a valid point. As for the roadblock thing, wasn't that one of Jesse's conspiracy theories that was later proven to be much ado about nothing?


It was a joke High Pockets!

See....I really have to stop posting as long as I'm on my painkillers and muscle relaxers. So far this week my joke detector has failed to work, I can't tell East from West, and my sarcasm radar seems to be jammed. Not like I will stay away from here though. It's just the longer I'm on this stuff the more likely it is that my posts will become something akin to one of Moonbeam's.

 

Red Dawn

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See....I really have to stop posting as long as I'm on my painkillers and muscle relaxers. So far this week my joke detector has failed to work,
Well in all fairness to you I should have use the rolling eyes emoticon to indicate I was being sarcastic.
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
See....I really have to stop posting as long as I'm on my painkillers and muscle relaxers. So far this week my joke detector has failed to work,
Well in all fairness to you I should have use the rolling eyes emoticon to indicate I was being sarcastic.
Wouldn't have helped.....I'm just waiting to see what kind of damage I'm doing at work while on these things....was at home for a couple of days but couldn't stand it anymore.

 

Aceman

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Originally posted by: X-Man
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
haha - I'm talking to a customer in MN right now :)

nik

"Oh, ya, my Internet is not workin' right, eh?"

Oh ha, ha, ha. Now you hold on der right now. Ufffda! Mineeesohdahns don't talk like dat, donchaknow!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: X-Man
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
haha - I'm talking to a customer in MN right now :)

nik

"Oh, ya, my Internet is not workin' right, eh?"

Actually, she didn't have much of an accent and said that she just moved there. Why someone would actually want to move to MN beats me... :confused:

;) :p

nik
 

XMan

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Originally posted by: Aceman
Originally posted by: X-Man
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
haha - I'm talking to a customer in MN right now :)

nik

"Oh, ya, my Internet is not workin' right, eh?"

Oh ha, ha, ha. Now you hold on der right now. Ufffda! Mineeesohdahns don't talk like dat, donchaknow!

Sure they do. My mom's from Minnesota. I heard, "You do that again and I'm going fire up yer buns donchaknow." probably 8,000 times growing up. :D
 

Thegonagle

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Originally posted by: shinerburkeThey allow same day voter registration?

Wow! I didn't know that other states don't. I never thought it was any big deal. For years, Minnesota has had one of the most sophisticated voter registration and verification systems in the nation. In fact, the last registration system was upgraded just last year to keep up with current technology.

I always figured that if I wanted to commit voter fraud, I would register through the mail, since you need ID, a current utility bill in your name, proof of eligibility, and all sorts of other crap to be allowed to register at the polling place.
 

Aceman

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I got a better one from a South Dakota county. Seems one of the county auditors was puzzed by the amount of absentee ballots sent into her office. 300+ came in one envelope from the Democratic Party chairman of that county. With the signatures not spelled the same as the written out name????????? She called them on that one.

Geeeesh, c'mon! 300+ absentee ballots from a sparsley populated county in South Dakota. That'll raise your eyebrow in itself!
 

Aceman

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Sure they do. My mom's from Minnesota. I heard, "You do that again and I'm going fire up yer buns donchaknow." probably 8,000 times growing up

I heard that line from my mother only about 2,000 times.:Q
 

UltraQuiet

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Originally posted by: Garfang
Originally posted by: shinerburkeThey allow same day voter registration?

Wow! I didn't know that other states don't. I never thought it was any big deal. For years, Minnesota has had one of the most sophisticated voter registration and verification systems in the nation. In fact, the last registration system was upgraded just last year to keep up with current technology.

I always figured that if I wanted to commit voter fraud, I would register through the mail, since you need ID, a current utility bill in your name, proof of eligibility, and all sorts of other crap to be allowed to register at the polling place.

Here (TN) it is 30 days prior to the election you will be voting in. No exceptions.
 

XMan

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Originally posted by: Aceman
Sure they do. My mom's from Minnesota. I heard, "You do that again and I'm going fire up yer buns donchaknow." probably 8,000 times growing up

I heard that line from my mother only about 2,000 times.:Q

Yeah, well, I grew up before Ritalin. :p
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: X-Man
Originally posted by: Aceman
Sure they do. My mom's from Minnesota. I heard, "You do that again and I'm going fire up yer buns donchaknow." probably 8,000 times growing up

I heard that line from my mother only about 2,000 times.:Q

Yeah, well, I grew up before Ritalin. :p

so they just fed you teaspoons full of whiskey as a baby, right? ;) :p

nik
 

flavio

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: trmiv
There is a measure on the ballot in california this election to try to get that allowed.
That's a really great idea.
rolleye.gif
I'm sure the Democrats will love it though. No longer will they need to have dead union workers vote. Now they will be able to go across to Tijuana, round up busloads full of "voters", bring them across, register them, "help" them vote for the correct candidate, then take them back across the border and give them a few bucks.

Yeah because rebuplicans would never do anything shady right?

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