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Howard

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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<< NO!!!! I'M GONNA KILL IT!!!!! DIE!!!!

*lunges at car*
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Oh man, multi-thread pure brilliance.
 

ISAslot

Platinum Member
Jan 22, 2001
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I'd hate to the the one to buy this car and have it be a lemon:

When I open my blinds, there it is staring at me.

I'll get random late night calls, all I would hear on the other end is the sound of a idle exhaust note.

I notice one day when I approach it, instead of smiling it frowns.

Driving at 80 miles an hour on the freeway I say something to someone in the back seat, and it turns my chair around.

One day it notices I'm depressed and it tries to ease my pain by smashing into the nearest tree or flinging itself from a bridge.

I curse it for stalling one day in heavy traffic...

...then out of no where weeks later, driving on a two lane road in moderate traffic, it starts to play a heavy metal song of death chants, speeds up, and begins to swerve into on coming traffic.

 

guyver01

Lifer
Sep 25, 2000
22,135
5
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<< I'd hate to the the one to buy this car and have it be a lemon:

When I open my blinds, there it is staring at me.

I'll get random late night calls, all I would hear on the other end is the sound of a idle exhaust note.

I notice one day when I approach it, instead of smiling it frowns.

Driving at 80 miles an hour on the freeway I say something to someone in the back seat, and it turns my chair around.

One day it notices I'm depressed and it tries to ease my pain by smashing into the nearest tree or flinging itself from a bridge.

I curse it for stalling one day in heavy traffic...

...then out of no where weeks later, driving on a two lane road in moderate traffic, it starts to play a heavy metal song of death chants, speeds up, and begins to swerve into on coming traffic.
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ahahahahahaha! that made me laugh... the latest in technology... a sociopathich car..

 

erikiksaz

Diamond Member
Nov 3, 1999
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You can drive this car in Gran Turismo 3, the new concept car version being released in Japan. And can you believe, this car has a tail, a wagging tail!! :Q
 

AdamDuritz99

Diamond Member
Mar 26, 2000
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<<

<< Your music and TV preferences? Memorized by observing you in your house. >>

Does anyone else find that slightly disconcerting?
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I like definantly like the "concept" of it. But i don't like the style. When i read that( ^ ) too, i was a little freaked about that. but oh well...

peace
sean
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
55,420
1,600
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<< One day it notices I'm depressed and it tries to ease my pain by smashing into the nearest tree or flinging itself from a bridge. >>



rofl :D
 

calpha

Golden Member
Mar 7, 2001
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<<

<< Rotate the p.o.d. Hal >>



I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Damn that was funny. Good one