WTF is my roommate talking about

[Shawn]

[11:24 PM] Retard: hey if i get these two replacement air hoses for my engine do u think u can help me install them
[11:24 PM] *** Auto-response sent to Retard: Hey, I'm not at the computer right now so leave me a message.
[11:25 PM] Shawn: air hoses????
[11:26 PM] Retard: yea two of my air hoses were like ripped up we htink they explodes or something so my dad ghetto riged it for me so it workds
[11:28 PM] Shawn: i still have no idea what you are talking about
[11:28 PM] Shawn: you will have to show me
[11:28 PM] Retard: aight ill show u tomarrow
[11:28 PM] Retard: wat time do u get out of class
[11:28 PM] Shawn: like 5
[11:28 PM] Shawn: or something
[11:29 PM] Retard: ok ill be here
[11:29 PM] Shawn: are you talking about vacuum hoses?
[11:29 PM] Shawn: or the plastic intake tubing?
[11:30 PM] Shawn: either way those things don't explode
[11:30 PM] Shawn: lol
[11:30 PM] Retard: ull see man lol
[11:31 PM] Retard: its an air hose that connects to the oil filter and the engine its the one tats two headed
[11:31 PM] Shawn: there is no air going to the oil filter
[11:31 PM] Shawn: lol
[11:31 PM] Shawn: maybe a coolant hose
[11:32 PM] Retard: could be but then i dunno there might be a leak some where in the oil tank cuz there was some oil in the tube
[11:32 PM] Shawn: oil tank!?!?!
[11:33 PM] Retard: yea
[11:33 PM] Shawn: no such thing
[11:34 PM] Retard: w/e ill show u tomarrow lol
[11:34 PM] Shawn: k

 

[JRich]

My head hurts.

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: Shawn
[11:24 PM] Retard: hey if i get these two replacement air hoses for my engine do u think u can help me install them
[11:24 PM] *** Auto-response sent to Retard: Hey, I'm not at the computer right now so leave me a message.
[11:25 PM] Shawn: air hoses????
[11:26 PM] Retard: yea two of my air hoses were like ripped up we htink they explodes or something so my dad ghetto riged it for me so it workds
[11:28 PM] Shawn: i still have no idea what you are talking about
[11:28 PM] Shawn: you will have to show me
[11:28 PM] Retard: aight ill show u tomarrow
[11:28 PM] Retard: wat time do u get out of class
[11:28 PM] Shawn: like 5
[11:28 PM] Shawn: or something
[11:29 PM] Retard: ok ill be here
[11:29 PM] Shawn: are you talking about vacuum hoses?
[11:29 PM] Shawn: or the plastic intake tubing?
[11:30 PM] Shawn: either way those things don't explode
[11:30 PM] Shawn: lol
[11:30 PM] Retard: ull see man lol
[11:31 PM] Retard: its an air hose that connects to the oil filter and the engine its the one tats two headed
[11:31 PM] Shawn: there is no air going to the oil filter
[11:31 PM] Shawn: lol
[11:31 PM] Shawn: maybe a coolant hose
[11:32 PM] Retard: could be but then i dunno there might be a leak some where in the oil tank cuz there was some oil in the tube
[11:32 PM] Shawn: oil tank!?!?!
[11:33 PM] Retard: yea
[11:33 PM] Shawn: no such thing
[11:34 PM] Retard: w/e ill show u tomarrow lol
[11:34 PM] Shawn: k

[11:37 PM] Retard: ok, I'll go post this on ATOT now. It will be teh funny :laugh:

 

[SuperSix]

MySpace FTW

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: JRich
My head hurts.

you think that's bad, you should try having a conversation with him. he talks how he types on aim.

 

[Pepsi90919]

it's probably a PCV hose that had too much pressure and came off. that's the best i can make of it.

 

[FoBoT]

that is funny, i don't care who you are, that is funny

 

[Steve]

Change his headlamp fluid.

 

[her209]

Is your friend's name Shawn or are you Shawn?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that is funny, i don't care who you are, that is funny

oil tank was my favorite

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: her209
Is your friend's name Shawn or are you Shawn?

can you read usernames?

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that is funny, i don't care who you are, that is funny

oil tank was my favorite

there is such a thing

 

[RedArmy]

Originally posted by: her209
Is your friend's name Shawn or are you Shawn?

I hope he wouldn't label himself as a retard.

 

[tfinch2]

Why should I care? You're the one that lives with him.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that is funny, i don't care who you are, that is funny

oil tank was my favorite

perhaps hes describing the oil tank on his 2006 corvette?
Text*pics*

or then again he could just be an idiot.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that is funny, i don't care who you are, that is funny

oil tank was my favorite

there is such a thing

ive never heard of an oil tank personally. i havent worked on every car out there, but its been at least 20 different kinds and ive never seen or heard of any oil tanks. oil pans, sure, but not tanks.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Slash his tires FTW!

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that is funny, i don't care who you are, that is funny

oil tank was my favorite

perhaps hes describing the oil tank on his 2006 corvette?
Text*pics*

or then again he could just be an idiot.

it seems from the context he is not working on a brand new car, and also new technologies limited to a single car dont really help the arguement since we were being pretty general here. clearly there are things called oil tanks, but id wager a bet that 99% of cars have no oil tank.

 

[evilmalum]

Do all kids speak retard these days? If so, please shoot me.

 

[Viperoni]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

Originally posted by: FoBoT
that is funny, i don't care who you are, that is funny

oil tank was my favorite

perhaps hes describing the oil tank on his 2006 corvette?
Text*pics*

or then again he could just be an idiot.

it seems from the context he is not working on a brand new car, and also new technologies limited to a single car dont really help the arguement since we were being pretty general here. clearly there are things called oil tanks, but id wager a bet that 99% of cars have no oil tank.

This is true, typically only high performance cars would have an external oil tank.

I'm betting the bellows style intake tubing ripped on his car, could be a PCV or vacuum line as well though.

 

[Shawn]

It's a 2002 VW GTI. i went out and looked at it and it looks to be the hose going to the pcv valve. I'm not really familar with the engine but there was a hose going from the intake piping (where I believe the PCV valve is) and it split in 2 with one end going to the crank case and the other going to somewhere under the intake manifold.

What is crazy is the hose actually seems to have melted at the point where it split. The only thing I can figure is hot oil made its way into the hose. The hose goes all the way down to the intake manifold and changes shape again (from a small hose to a bigger hose?). It is failed in that place too. I don't know howtf he's going to replace that but I told him good luck. German engineering FTL.

edit: ok it seems like his car doesn't even have a pcv valve.

 

[MX2]

Two guys having that much fun IM'ing is just a little....funny...if you know what I mean

 

[db]

Test the pcv valve. Pull it out of the engine and shake it. If it does not rattle, it needs to be replaced. Get a new one when you get a new hose.

(and clean or replace the breather filter, if there is one).

 

[BobDaMenkey]

Yeah, german engineering is pretty fscking weird. I don't get why they designed some parts on my BMW the way they did. It's a good ole 82, and the exhaust comes within about an inch of the drive shaft. So if the hangers fail, you've got your pipe eating your driveshaft. Great sound, let me tell ya.

 

[dabuddha]

Quick! Everyone post some chat logs!