Wrong Number! Girl accidentally text's Dad about first time having sex

[ElFenix]

Topic Title: Wrong Number! Girl accidentally text's Dad about first time having sex
Topic Summary: she accidentally her whole virginity

why is text possessing dad?

and your summary makes no sense.

 

[biggestmuff]

Come on, folks. thechive?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Come on, folks. thechive?

Text

 

[TheVrolok]

Shens.

 

[cerebusPu]

this is the same girl on a previous post to thechive.com

http://thechive.com/2008/12/meet-elizabeth/#comments

i think thats confirmed that the story is shens.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Quintox
Funny if real but could easily be faked

Certainly doesn't even mention sex. Could have been her first time to a beach.

who was she wishing was there?

Threesome?

Bow-chicka-bow-bow...

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Come on, folks. thechive?

Text

That was two revisions ago.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: QurazyQuisp
This is why I think this image is shens.

On my iPhone, the green part of the conversation is what I've typed (on the right) and the other person's texts are on the left, in the white/gray.

Why would the girl put the convo up herself? there is a little 'clear' button that'd easily get rid of it before her dad got a hold of the phone.

Plus according to the image dad was able to setup a flight in 11 minutes flat. Thats a pretty fast txting, travel setting up hipster dad.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
who was she wishing was there?

Darcy.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Quintox
Funny if real but could easily be faked

Certainly doesn't even mention sex. Could have been her first time to a beach.

yeah i thought about that too, that's how i'd cover it up

It seems like a person would have to be pretty dim to not be able to get out of that...

Sorry dad that was Friend/Classmate X.

Done

 

[weflyhigh]

Once I texted my mom asking "did u pick up the handle yet"... she texted me when I was reading another text from the person I wanted to talk to, looked down at keypad, pressed button to reply, typed message, pressed send... as it was sending I saw "Sending to... Mom", tried to cancel but my service was too good and it sent
She texted me back confused (didn't know what a "handle" was and I didn't answer the question she had asked from her first text), I just answered her first question and she never asked about it again
She probably wouldn't have cared that much though

 

[Vehemence]

I'd hit it on a beach

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: Aflac
Can someone refresh my memory as to where the "[pronoun] accidentally [object]" thing is coming from?

4chan, it's not supposed to make sense

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger

Originally posted by: Aflac
Can someone refresh my memory as to where the "[pronoun] accidentally [object]" thing is coming from?

4chan, it's not supposed to make sense

the thing that really doesn't make sense is how anyone infers that this is about sex
wish you were here, beach? WTF?!

 

[LS21]

Funny, there are no Delta-coded flights departing at 7:10 from US beach destinations... especially not in december

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: LS21
Funny, there are no Delta-coded flights departing at 7:10 from US beach destinations... especially not in december

Florida?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: LS21
Funny, there are no Delta-coded flights departing at 7:10 from US beach destinations... especially not in december

Doesn't have to be a big-name beach, there are beaches all up and down the coast.

That said, this probably IS either fake or very embellished.

 

[DayLaPaul]

So she sends the wrong text message to her dad and he puts it up on the internet? Um, right.

 

[Mide]

nice

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Topic Title: Wrong Number! Girl accidentally text's Dad about first time having sex
Topic Summary: she accidentally her whole virginity

why is text possessing dad?

and your summary makes no sense.

Yeah, his whole English fail.

 

[BW86]

rofl!

 

[Paladin3]

Absolutely fake. No father (and I am one of two girls) would react to a text message like that and then start taking pictures of the message to post about it on the Internet.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Who cares...

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: m0mentary

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Need moar info

From here but the link is currently down.

Reddit submission

Pics from second link

http://thechive.com/wp-content.../12/lizzy-senior-1.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/im...izzyfrisinger11qc5.jpg

The second picture explains it all. She was wasted.

That chick looks mid 20s, definitely not something that a)her dad would bankroll her b)get pissed and sent her back home

no kidding. she could even pass for 30-35 easily.

 

[SirStev0]

That is so fake it isn't even funny.