Wrong Number! Girl accidentally text's Dad about first time having sex

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olds

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Originally posted by: Quintox
Funny if real but could easily be faked
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Certainly doesn't even mention sex. Could have been her first time to a beach.
 
JohnCU

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Quintox
Funny if real but could easily be faked
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Certainly doesn't even mention sex. Could have been her first time to a beach.
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yeah i thought about that too, that's how i'd cover it up
 
Ika

Ika

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Can someone refresh my memory as to where the "[pronoun] accidentally [object]" thing is coming from?
 
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mAdMaLuDaWg

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Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
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From here but the link is currently down.

Reddit submission
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Some of the reddit posts are hilarious:

I recall the first time my parents found me with porn. I was twelve years old and had started my explorations of pornspace a few months prior. To make a long story short, in my excitement I had forgotten to close the browser windows before I ran to the kitchen to get a cookie. my parents reaction to catching me red handed was to beat the shit out of me for several hours. This was my mom mostly. My dad just watched from the corner with his head slung low. Needless to say this had absolutely no influence on my choice to become a career rapist.
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quitesonew 91 points 1 hour ago[-]
My mom found my lesbian porn on our computer and she assumed that it was my dad's right away. Little did she know what her 12 year old princess would grow up to become...
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Dagur 91 points 1 hour ago[-]
a pirate?
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EDIT: Sorry, who knew reddit posters were so fing funny:

ajrandall 30 points 2 hours ago* [-]
my mom once found a condom in my room when I was 17 - her reaction was to cry. I think that was more because she didn't like my girlfriend, but, truth be told, I still have no idea why she started crying.
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insomniac8400 166 points 2 hours ago[-]
My guess is that she also cried when she found out she was pregnant 17 years earlier.
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QurazyQuisp

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This is why I think this image is shens.

On my iPhone, the green part of the conversation is what I've typed (on the right) and the other person's texts are on the left, in the white/gray.

Why would the girl put the convo up herself? there is a little 'clear' button that'd easily get rid of it before her dad got a hold of the phone.
 
Bill Brasky

Bill Brasky

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Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Quintox
Funny if real but could easily be faked
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Certainly doesn't even mention sex. Could have been her first time to a beach.
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yeah i thought about that too, that's how i'd cover it up
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It seems like a person would have to be pretty dim to not be able to get out of that...
 
halik

halik

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Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Originally posted by: m0mentary
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
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From here but the link is currently down.

Reddit submission
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Pics from second link

http://thechive.com/wp-content.../12/lizzy-senior-1.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/im...izzyfrisinger11qc5.jpg
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The second picture explains it all. She was wasted.
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That chick looks mid 20s, definitely not something that a)her dad would bankroll her b)get pissed and sent her back home
 
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