I'm not at all obsessed with grammatical perfection, but I prefer that people learn to write, and write in complete and understandable sentences. There is a lot of daylight between "incomprehensible gobbledygook" and "grammatical perfection."
I like to misuse semicolons;
Obsessing over perfect grammar is as bad as not caring about grammar at all. The two extremes are annoying to most people.
You're trying too hard in your OP...
Best post in the history of Anandtech. I think I'm in love.
