Write a Haiku. I dare you.

[IronWing]

Knock knock who is there
The middle line of haiku
This will not end well

 

[cbrunny]

ahem!

September is here (5)
shit is going to get quite cold (7)
suck on that bitches. (5)

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Now I'm going to look like a pedantic ass

September is here (5)
shit is going to get quite cold (7)
1 1 2 1 1 1 1 = 8
suck on that bitches. (5)

Going is 2 syllables.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Now I'm going to look like a pedantic ass



Going is 2 syllables.

Not if you pronounce it like Bing! Bang! Boing!

 

[MomentsofSanity]

I should just shut up
Cause I'm a pedantic ass
I will say no more!

 

[cbrunny]

Now I'm going to look like a pedantic ass



Going is 2 syllables.

Hmm. apparently the internet is torn on this:

http://www.syllablecount.com/syllables/going 2 syllables
http://www.wordcalc.com/index.php 1 syllable
http://syllablecounter.net/count 1 syllable

So.. that's enough ambiguity that I am not terribly concerned.

 

[IronWing]

You keep using that
Word I do not think it means
What you think it means

 

[Craig234]

Then there is Perknose
Just felt like mentioning him
He won't even see this

 

[cbrunny]

Wife goes back to school
September cuts our income
Makes her brain bigger.

 

[cbrunny]

Haley is pregnant
Says Jesus is coming back
D-Phil say she cray

 

[IronWing]

Cubs won the big game
Chicago blues the River
Milwaukee next year

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Cubs won the big game
Chicago blues the River
Milwaukee next year

Blind squirrel finds nut
Next hundred years goes faster
If you don't watch clock

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
Are you happy now?

/stolen

 

[purbeast0]

A fucking haiku.
A mother fucking haiku.
You mother fucker.

 

[IronWing]

Colorado dry
Glen Canyon in the sunlight
Water flows to money

Sonny Bono's bones
Won't hear the seabirds calling
Dry ten miles from shore

There is water here!
But there is no water here
For you. Go back home.

Soft grass over head
Sprinklers watering the dead
They took it with them

 

[dank69]

Let them eat pâté
Made from the livers of rich
Greedy billionaires.

 

[Modeps]

Why am I tired?
Is it because of children
or am I just old?

 

[pmv]

This thread was long dead
Why did you necro it now
After six long years?

 

[Muse]

This thread was long dead
Why did you necro it now
After six long years?

The years are like tears
They dry and leave faint traces
North, south, east and west, for all races

 

[pmv]

And yet here am I
posting in a necro thread
I'm inconsistent

 

[Muse]

And yet here am I
posting in a necro thread
I'm inconsistent

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Muse]

I should just shut up
Cause I'm a pedantic ass
I will say no more!

Tis better to keep one's mouth shut
And let others suspect you a fool
Than to open it and remove all doubt

 

[TheELF]

A man, from tucket!
Dong so long, he could sucketh...
...Wait, what happened here?

 

[brianmanahan]

inflate to sidewall.
it is cold with solution.
everyone knows this.

 

[DigDog]

so, there is no edit button?

holy crap has it been six years since we moved forums ?