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FerrelGeek

Diamond Member
Jan 22, 2009
4,669
266
126
Trust in government
Is such a tragic folly
Neither party cares

Elitists crave power
Much like feudal lords of old
We're naught but peasants

Government must take
Like an insatiable leech
For it to survive

The elites will buy
The government that they need
To get what they want

Representatives
Will screw you like a cheap whore
Because you don't matter

Crumbled republic
Just as our founders warned us
We have lost our way

They're in denial
Those red state pushers of poo
They just don't know it
 

Mai72

Lifer
Sep 12, 2012
11,562
1,741
126
I'm like a cool breeze (5)
Because I flow thru the trees (7)
Now, get down pretty please (5)

Meh.
 

Craig234

Lifer
May 1, 2006
38,548
350
126
Trust in government
Is such a tragic folly
Neither party cares

Elitists crave power
Much like feudal lords of old
We're naught but peasants

Government must take
Like an insatiable leech
For it to survive

The elites will buy
The government that they need
To get what they want

Representatives
Will screw you like a cheap whore
Because you don't matter

Crumbled republic
Just as our founders warned us
We have lost our way


Bernie Sanders Cares
One of the best pols ever
Primary: mistake

$27 bucks
He is always for people
Not the billionares

More education
More healthcare for the people
Money out of voting

Regulate Wall Street
Prosecute the criminals
Break up the big banks

The bird, oh, the bird!
Climate change is a real thing
Fossil fuel is bad.

Democracy broke
Clinton and trump, what a choice
But, pick Hillary.
 

Ruptga

Lifer
Aug 3, 2006
10,246
207
106
Bernie Sanders Cares
One of the best pols ever
Primary: mistake

$27 bucks
He is always for people
Not the billionares

More education
More healthcare for the people
Money out of voting

Regulate Wall Street
Prosecute the criminals
Break up the big banks

The bird, oh, the bird!
Climate change is a real thing
Fossil fuel is bad.

Democracy broke
Clinton and trump, what a choice
But, pick Hillary.

The lesser evil.
Still a wise and beautiful woman, how about no.
Unworthy.

They want one thing.
Find one deserving it
Or withhold from all.
 
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John Connor

Lifer
Nov 30, 2012
22,757
618
121
Locks standoff pipe bomb
UHF Hollyhoock Drug
assassinate Crest

Hezbollah Standoff
Nuclear facility
Privacy Phishing

Black-Ops DOE
Planet-1 Tools spies Mavricks
Weapons grade Guppy
 

Craig234

Lifer
May 1, 2006
38,548
350
126
The lesser evil.
Still a wise and beautiful woman, how about no.
Unworthy.

They want one thing.
Find one deserving it
Or withhold from all.

One or the other
Withhold gives you nothing else
That's how Nixon won
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
72,335
32,881
136
IPS panel
Sixty times every second
Looks at me sideways

Laser in my hand
Come over to my pad, eh
Together we click

Fingers on your skin
Clickety clack thwack smack
I'm blue cherry blue
 

IEC

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Jun 10, 2004
14,596
6,069
136
Not mine, but this is a proper Haiku:

furu ike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto
 

cbrunny

Diamond Member
Oct 12, 2007
6,791
406
126
September is here
shit is going to get quite cold
suck on that bitches.
 
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