Write a Haiku. I dare you.

[cbrunny]

Well go on. You've been dared!

 

[Cappuccino]

u wot m8?

 

[Muse]

Well go on. You've been dared!

You first.

 

[Sonikku]

Got new card for WoW
Getting low frames per second
God damn processor

 

[Uppsala9496]

You go fuck yourself
I have better things to do
Than write a haiku!

 

[cbrunny]

going on holidays
you all will miss me, hipsters
see you in a week

 

[IronWing]

Did someone say "holiday"?

 

[kranky]

Relativity
The future seems so distant
But the past, recent

 

[Drako]

You want a Haiku.
Write your own fucking Haiku.
A fucking Haiku.

 

[IronWing]

Come on, touch me babe
What was that promise you made
Stronger than di-irt

 

[Craig234]

The sun is shining
Let's harness the energy
And save the planet

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Goodbye Cruel World
Xenforo upgrade will fail
The rest is silence.

Hot air ballooning
such a funny way to die
you always punk out

 

[renz20003]

Roses are red violets are blue
This thread is lame
And so are you

 

[Avalon]

Fire fire fire fire fire.
Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire.
Fire fire fire fire fire.

 

[DigDog]

sleek new mouse mat bought
hatred for all existence
massive pwng

 

[DigDog]

so, there is no edit button?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

There should be an edit button. Admins either have permissions set wrong or they have the timer set to 0 rather than unlimited.

 

[cbrunny]

Back from vacation
How much did you guys miss me
Bet it was a lot

 

[Ruptga]

Damn haikus suck like the
cold hard vacuum of space and
your own dear mother.

 

[ISAslot]

no i refuse to
i will not participate
wait, son of a bitch

 

[amdhunter]

Donald Trump is gay.
And so are his followers
Fuck Conservatives.

 

[Ruptga]

Donald Trump is gay.
And so are his followers
Fuck Conservatives.

This is an affront
to actual gay people, ass.
What is wrong with you?

 

[glenn1]

When someone says this:
"write a haiku i dare you"
gets a bad response.

 

[amdhunter]

This is an affront
to actual gay people, ass.
What is wrong with you?

What does affront mean?
I do adore the gays mate
Except the red ones.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Back from vacation
How much did you guys miss me
Bet it was a lot

I noticed fewer
Asinine meaningless threads
Figured you were gone.