Write a caption for this pic.

[deftron]

Little Johnny knew that his parents would be steamered that he creamered the Beamer.
He expected his ass to be reamered.

 

[geno]

<< Little Johnny knew that his parents would be steamered that he creamered the Beamer.
He expected his ass to be reamered. >>



Dr Seuss? Is that you?

 

[Frosty3799]

guy on phone: "yea, uhh state farm, does my insurance plan cover meteor damage?"

 

[Danman]

<< "The Lord had decided this fellow had killed far too many kittens." >>



SAVE THE KITTENS FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!!!!!!

 

[erikiksaz]

"Oh man...insurance is gonna be killer..."

 

[cressida]

"oops"

 

[thraashman]

"Honey this is why I didn't want you to take my car"


"Ok, so that's what that button does"


"I thought you added nitrous boosters, not nitro-glyceron boosters!"

 

[Martin]

"Me so sowwy, me so sowwy "


or


"I was driving down the street when my BMW just caught on fire. I quickly acted and poured a pitcher of cold water on it. I wonder if they'll RMA it?"

 

[alrocky]

<< guy on phone: "yea, uhh state farm, does my insurance plan cover meteor damage?" >>


or "Honey, you did send in the insurance premium payment like I asked you to didn't you?"

 

[Rent]

"Pictured here is a stage IX weight reduction. This is commonly used by car jackers and neurotic riceboys."

 

[MikeO]

John: Hey, I finally got the NOS installed!
Mike: Wow.. eh, you did it by yourself?
John: Yeah sure, it was easy!
Mike: Umm.. k..
John: Let's go test it!
Mike: Dunno 'bout that..
John: Oh c'mon, what's the worst thing that could happen?

(see pic)

 

[SinnerWolf]

damnit!!! why did i take the heatsink off....


or

hmm...wonder if that artsy chick at starbucks will put out now that my car has that industrial look.

 

[FrustratedUser]

"Yes, I bought JBL speakers...."

 

[Spike]

"awwww crap!"

 

[Spike]

"hmmmm... who knew that smoking in a car full of explosives was a bad thing..."

 

[hzl eyed grl]

"But I thought Bill Nye said it was okay to light your farts."

Or

"UGH, I hate when that happens!"

 

[Farmall]

"say, how well does that bondo stuff work?"

 

[LivinLaVivaPollo]

"Whoa... am I in THE Bangkok?"

 

[Stiler]

"I swear officer, i was only going 20!" "a ticket?!?!? for this?!?!?" "you stupid *beep* mother *beep* *beep* i'm going to *beep* on your head and then make you *beep* swallow it you stupid *beep*" "i'm going to jail? noooooooooooooo, i can't.......i have unpaid parking tickets"

 

[geno]

"Damn, I knew I shouldn't have tried overclocking the ECU"

 

[SaltBoy]

Hey, the whole entire pic caption thing is MY IDEA!! :|

 

[Pastfinder]

When Cruise Missiles go Bad.




Saltboy, supply and demand, supply and demand.

 

[SinNisTeR]

"honey, all i did was turn on the radio.. i swear!"

 

[Vadatajs]

Preliminary tests of the new BMW fusion powered vehicle were a bit less than encouraging.

 

[crab]

"Dude, where's the side of my car?"