wow the most random thing

[ta8689]

dude you should have said somehting along the lines of "hello, would you like to come inside? Do you want somethign to drink?" and proceed to flirt until good things happen. Not like these idiots that are basically saying "just have lots of sex with her" It doesnt just happen you losers. Effort is involved.

 

[habib89]

this post reminded me about that jetta commercial where there's the white dude and the black dude in the car, and he's making fun of the guy saying "like" all the time.. then they crash... i sure hope you don't have a jetta..........

 

[TomKazansky]

should've piitb.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
If he talks like he writes, it's not hard to see how he scared her off.

ENGLISH MOTHERFXER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

nope and he doesnt type it either...

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Bateluer
I was at the theater last week, waiting in line to buy popcorn and soda. In front of me were two people, a male and a female, possibly married. The female was fairly good looking, and soon wandered off to the arcade. A few minutes later, she walked back, approached me instead of her male friend. She then proceeded to punch me in the arm and exclaim 'They cost a dollar!' I gave her a strange look and said 'Beg your pardon?' She turned beet red, said nothing, and walked back to her male friend who had gotten their popcorn and drinks.

LOL, pwned.

I did something similar once...

In the surf shop at Downtown Disney I was standing next to my wife looking at something. I didn't realize she had walked away and was replaced by a rather cute girl. I reached down to grab her butt and it didn't feel like my wife's.

I looked over... Jaw dropped... I turned beet red... Mumbled an apology... And split.

I have NEVER been so embarrassed.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
I did something similar once...

In the surf shop at Downtown Disney I was standing next to my wife looking at something. I didn't realize she had walked away and was replaced by a rather cute girl. I reached down to grab her butt and it didn't feel like my wife's.

I looked over... Jaw dropped... I turned beet red... Mumbled an apology... And split.

I have NEVER been so embarrassed.

ROFL, PWNED! :laugh:

 

[AdamK47]

Originally posted by: JS80
fvck you all

Did you really expect us to give you solid advice or feel sorry for you after the way you typed your original post? The way you wrote it screams 14 year old boy going through puberty.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

let me get this straight.

hot girl comes knockingon your door.

She is being playful, friendly and flirty

you turn her away.


are you one of those gays I've been reading about in the newspaper?

 

[NissanGurl]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: renaldoriggs
You suck at the Internet.

No...no... he's pretty good at the internet. It's his weak game that needs to be addressed. That comic on last comic standing with cerebral palsy has better game than JS80.

Every time I hear them announce the comic's name (Josh Blue) I hear Will Ferrall in my head yelling "You're my boy Blue, you're my boy!" :laugh:

 

[alien42]

10 likes in 1 run-on sentence, sweet

 

[SirStev0]

pics or it didnt happen