When a girl knocks on your window and starts blatently hitting on you, even after she finds she's at the wrong window, you don't have to be the king of suave to get a little. All you have to do is not sh!t yourself in her presence and maybe wipe the drool off your face. Apparently the OP failed at this test.
If he talks like he writes, it's not hard to see how he scared her off.
ENGLISH MOTHERFXER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
ENGLISH MOTHERFXER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
i was in shock! in motherfvcking shock!
well at least i know what to do next time. according to atot i just need to whip it out.
Originally posted by: JS80
wtf the most random shvt i was watching south park in the living room and some blonde chick knocks on my window and was like hi i'm like who are you and she's like danielle and i'm like danielle what she's like miller and i'm like danielle miller from where and she's like from rochester and i'm like wtf i think you have the wrong person and she's like oh sorry, but i still think you're super cute and i'm likeand she walked away.
Did you suffer some kind of head trauma recently?
Opportunity was literally knocking and spelled out her intentions explicitly, and you basically tell her to leave. IF lightning strikes again, I'm not too confident in your response.
Originally posted by: JS80
wtf the most random shvt i was watching south park in the living room and some blonde chick knocks on my window and was like hi i'm like who are you and she's like danielle and i'm like danielle what she's like miller and i'm like danielle miller from where and she's like from rochester and i'm like wtf i think you have the wrong person and she's like oh sorry, but i still think you're super cute and i'm like
Do they teach grammar in school anymore?
mrSHEiK124
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Think this is bad? Walk into a high school classroom and count how many times they can say like in one sentence. Its usually worse with the girls too :Q
Bateluer
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Lousy grammar, not sure exactly what happened to you.
I was at the theater last week, waiting in line to buy popcorn and soda. In front of me were two people, a male and a female, possibly married. The female was fairly good looking, and soon wandered off to the arcade. A few minutes later, she walked back, approached me instead of her male friend. She then proceeded to punch me in the arm and exclaim 'They cost a dollar!' I gave her a strange look and said 'Beg your pardon?' She turned beet red, said nothing, and walked back to her male friend who had gotten their popcorn and drinks.
I was at the theater last week, waiting in line to buy popcorn and soda. In front of me were two people, a male and a female, possibly married. The female was fairly good looking, and soon wandered off to the arcade. A few minutes later, she walked back, approached me instead of her male friend. She then proceeded to punch me in the arm and exclaim 'They cost a dollar!' I gave her a strange look and said 'Beg your pardon?' She turned beet red, said nothing, and walked back to her male friend who had gotten their popcorn and drinks.
What exactly was so shocking? Sure, it was a little weird and probably caught you off guard, but it's not something to where you'd go, "OMG what is going on here! This is so crazy everything is spinning out of control! It's calamity everywhere!!!!" It was a girl talking to you. I guess you don't get that a lot.
eits
Lifer
she obviously was looking for her glasses and was hoping you had them.
it's obvious that she can't see clearly because:
a) she said you were cute
b) she knocked on your window thinking it was your door
it's obvious that she can't see clearly because:
a) she said you were cute
b) she knocked on your window thinking it was your door
MmmSkyscraper
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