Would you want a stand up urinal in your house?

[amddude]

Originally posted by: Tizyler
urinals remind me of public bathrooms, and public bathrooms remind me of not liking to use them

lol

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: NuAlphaMan
Not really. But how about one of those toilets that shoot water up your butt? :laugh:

It's called a bidet, and they are the tits. I want one...

There are toilets in Japan that have a little device that flips up from under the rim and spritzes a nice jet of water over the corn-hole when you're done.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: zinfamous
No, and I don't like them to begin with. I don't enjoy the piss-splater that sometimes gets on your pants when using them.

I'm having a trough installed so it can be just like going to Wrigley field.

well...i imagine that you would get your jollies using that

 

[ViviTheMage]

hell ya

 

[otispunkmeyer]

yes coz i cant aim for ****** when

A) in the dark
B) early in the morning when im still half asleep
C) drunk

 

[otispunkmeyer]

****** it when i buy a house, im getting one installed.

 

[sonoma1993]

sure why not

 

[Sukhoi]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: mugs
No. My water bill isn't very high as it is. I have a septic tank, so any liquid ends up being drained into the ground through the leech field anyway, thus it ends up back in the water supply.

Remind me not to drink the tap water at your house...

:roll: The septic system at my parents' house puts out water that is cleaner than the regulations for public drinking water.

And urinals are cheap. $129. McMaster-Carr page 1916.

 

[Mrvile]

Yes. It's the perfect solution for the - ahem - occasional morning wood.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Absolutely.

 

[So]

No way. Splashback FTL.

 

[potato28]

I'd love to have one.

 

[50cent1228]

ya why not

 

[V00DOO]

Yes, I would love one but my bathroom is too small.

 

[atybimf]

Hell yes!

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Yes. It's the perfect solution for the - ahem - occasional morning wood.

now THAT is something that urinals would be good for. or peeing any time you have wood for that matter. you know, like before sex when your lady wants it, and you get a bit randy... but you would just love to throw a squirt before you do the deed... you know... you can't screw with wild abandon when you have to pee. plus if she's on top, she is going to squish your bladder and then you will have to pee even more. yeah, that's when a urinal would rock. because it would take too long to wait for it to go down on its own so you could pee in a nice uniform stream. peeing with wood is just too unpredictable and the squat-down push-down is very awkward.

still though, the issue of splashback would probably deter me from wanting the urinal. maybe someone can invent a urinal that just has a foot-or-so diameter opening in it that you could just insert your whole junk into and let 'er happen. wood or no wood, no splatters would escape that bastard.

 

[AgentJean]

If it ends the war over not putting the seat down, hell yeah!!

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Mellman
isn't it YAY not yea?

Only if you want to look like an idiot.

 

[timswim78]

If I had a big house with a garage, I would put one in the garage.

It feels manly.

 

[eits]

no... i'd rather my bathroom not smell like piss.

 

[nweaver]

Originally posted by: AgentJean
If it ends the war over not putting the seat down, hell yeah!!

we have already lost that war....


Maybe like a foldaway bed, a foldaway Urinal (make the wife happy) with a view to the big screen!

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: eits
no... i'd rather my bathroom not smell like piss.

Have you never used a urinal that flushed?

 

[aidanjm]

does it come with a subservient female to scrub it clean each day? :roll:

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
does it come with a subservient female to scrub it clean each day? :roll:

ooh! it would be pretty hard to pass up if it did.

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Yes. It's the perfect solution for the - ahem - occasional morning wood.

now THAT is something that urinals would be good for. or peeing any time you have wood for that matter. you know, like before sex when your lady wants it, and you get a bit randy... but you would just love to throw a squirt before you do the deed... you know... you can't screw with wild abandon when you have to pee. plus if she's on top, she is going to squish your bladder and then you will have to pee even more. yeah, that's when a urinal would rock. because it would take too long to wait for it to go down on its own so you could pee in a nice uniform stream. peeing with wood is just too unpredictable and the squat-down push-down is very awkward.

still though, the issue of splashback would probably deter me from wanting the urinal. maybe someone can invent a urinal that just has a foot-or-so diameter opening in it that you could just insert your whole junk into and let 'er happen. wood or no wood, no splatters would escape that bastard.

Wow, umm. . .you must not live in a place with brown recluse or black widow spiders. Think about how they hide - then rethink your thought