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would you trade places with hugh hefner?

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Lifer
basically go from rags to riches and bang playboy bunnies 24/7 but in an 80 yr old body with a shriveled p33n, not knowing when you're going to kick the bucket.

would you do it?
 
I am tired of my life already...not that I am going to kill myself or anything, just don't think it has plateaued and is on the way down. so, sure I'll do it.

There is enough cash to buy a whole new set of organs in the chest cavity.
 
Hell no. I'll take what I have thank you very much. Seriously, its not THAT hard to get laid by hot chics. Well, it is when your married but thats another story.
 
No way. I don't want to be that old and I don't find that many of the Playboy bunnies to be that attractive.

KT
 
No way, I am happy with my life. Sure I would love more money, and who wouldnt want to bang some of those chicks, but what I have is better imo.
 
I snuggle with the Playboy ladies every night. Granted they are paper images, but hey, it counts. Right?
 
Nah. Hot chicks and cash are great, but even if I never get either again I'd rather live for another 60 years or so than be at the end of my life.
 
Just based on the fact that you are going to get some pussy, much less Playboy Bunny Pussy, means that every single one of you would trade places in a heartbeat.

Besides I am not sure any of you are thinking too clearly about this. Imagine being 80 and hitting all that. FUCKING 80! ... and banging chicks you couldn't trade a mountain full of pocket protectors for. And not one at a time, three and eight at a time. What a coup!

You're all pathetic liars!
 
Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Just based on the fact that you are going to get some pussy, much less Playboy Bunny Pussy, means that every single one of you would trade places in a heartbeat.

Besides I am not sure any of you are thinking too clearly about this. Imagine being 80 and hitting all that. FUCKING 80! ... and banging chicks you couldn't trade a mountain full of pocket protectors for. And not one at a time, three and eight at a time. What a coup!

You're all pathetic liars!
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Hah speak for your self, not everyone here is the guy that wanted to confront his boss because his work schedule collides with some World of Warcraft circlejerk
 
The details of Hef's current sex-life don't sound like much fun to be honest.. I think I read it from a link on thesuperficial.com by an ex-bunny .. According to her, he pops a handful of viagra then lays on his back while the bunnies take turns riding him. Girls waiting their turn lez out for background visual stimuli.

I learned from HBO's cathouse that it's really hard to even cum on viagra.



Originally posted by: KeithTalent
No way. I don't want to be that old and I don't find that many of the Playboy bunnies to be that attractive.

KT
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Me either. I don't like the man-made look. Fake hair, fake tits, too much makeup, too much plastic surgery, airbrushed to the point of looking like CG rendering..

I'll stick to my natural boner, banging my natural girlfriend thank you.


edit: I realize this post is in direct contradiction with my "what TV show would you live in" post.. I think I'll change to a different show.
 
Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Just based on the fact that you are going to get some pussy, much less Playboy Bunny Pussy, means that every single one of you would trade places in a heartbeat.

Besides I am not sure any of you are thinking too clearly about this. Imagine being 80 and hitting all that. FUCKING 80! ... and banging chicks you couldn't trade a mountain full of pocket protectors for. And not one at a time, three and eight at a time. What a coup!

You're all pathetic liars!
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Hah speak for your self, not everyone here is the guy that wanted to confront his boss because his work schedule collides with some World of Warcraft circlejerk
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I think many here may wish to think that, but...

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk

edit: I realize this post is in direct contradiction with my "what TV show would you live in" post.. I think I'll change to a different show.
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Freud just wins here.
 
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