would you trade places with hugh hefner?

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
The details of Hef's current sex-life don't sound like much fun to be honest.. I think I read it from a link on thesuperficial.com by an ex-bunny .. According to her, he pops a handful of viagra then lays on his back while the bunnies take turns riding him. Girls waiting their turn lez out for background visual stimuli.

I learned from HBO's cathouse that it's really hard to even cum on viagra.

he must be healthy then. Otherwise the Viagra would kill him.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: ghost recon88
Nope, money and hot chicks isn't everything in life.

Yep. What kind of life would it be without ATOT? :Q

 

[TallBill]

No, because it's what's inside his head that brought on all the ladies/money. I'd fuck it up. In the mean time, my current body would suddenly become a stud out of nowhere. Plus I'd be old.

 

[miketheidiot]

nope

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
No way. I don't want to be that old and I don't find that many of the Playboy bunnies to be that attractive.

KT

I can believe the not wanting to be old part but I am calling shens on the playboy bunnies not being attractive part.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
No way. I don't want to be that old and I don't find that many of the Playboy bunnies to be that attractive.

KT

I can believe the not wanting to be old part but I am calling shens on the playboy bunnies not being attractive part.

They're alright,
I'm not a big fan of the overly made up Maxim sort of women. Natural beauty FTW

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
No way. I don't want to be that old and I don't find that many of the Playboy bunnies to be that attractive.

KT

I can believe the not wanting to be old part but I am calling shens on the playboy bunnies not being attractive part.

They're alright,
I'm not a big fan of the overly made up maxim sort of women. Natural beauty FTW

Yes, exactly. Thank you.

KT

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: halik

They're alright,
I'm not a big fan of the overly made up Maxim sort of women. Natural beauty FTW

If they take their makeup off they are still mostly naturally beautiful.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: halik

They're alright,
I'm not a big fan of the overly made up Maxim sort of women. Natural beauty FTW

If they take their makeup off they are still mostly naturally beautiful.

Meh I'd say skinny with average face

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[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
Just based on the fact that you are going to get some pussy, much less Playboy Bunny Pussy, means that every single one of you would trade places in a heartbeat.

Besides I am not sure any of you are thinking too clearly about this. Imagine being 80 and hitting all that. FUCKING 80! ... and banging chicks you couldn't trade a mountain full of pocket protectors for. And not one at a time, three and eight at a time. What a coup!

You're all pathetic liars!

Nobody wants to fuck Hef though...oh, and he's 80 years old.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: halik

They're alright,
I'm not a big fan of the overly made up Maxim sort of women. Natural beauty FTW

If they take their makeup off they are still mostly naturally beautiful.

Agreed. Google Jillian Grace, that chick that David Spade knocked up. She's smokin' hot! I'd bang her in a second.