This group is for those who know that pirates are much better than stupid ninjas. Here are some reasons why:
1. Ninjas don?t choose to be sneaky, they have to be. The only way that they can kill anyone is if they sneak up and stab them in the back and then run away. Pirates basically announce that they are coming because they know that no one can stop them.
2. Ninjas have poor social skills. That is why they are such loners. Do you ever see a loner pirate? No.
3. Pirates get all the booty.
4. Famous pirate movie:
Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny Depp is a pimp)
Famous ninja movie: 3 Ninjas (enough said)
5. Pirates get pet monkeys and parrots. Ninjas get nothing.
6. Pirates eat meat off the bone. Ninjas eat low fat yogurt (it?s the only thing that is transportable enough for them to carry in their bathrobes or whatever the heck they wear).
7. Pirates get to use cool words such as ?savvy,?? ?wench,?? and ?argh.?? Ninjas don?t talk (poor social skills, remember?).
8. 84% of ninjas are homosexual. Look it up. It?s a fact.
9. Pirates speak English. People who speak English are BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. Plus, they have cool accents.
10. One might say, ?Well what about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles??? Now, I will admit that the Ninja Turtles are awesome. Unfortunately, they are NOT ninjas. According to TheFreeDictionary.com, The definition of a ninja is ?a person skilled in ninjitsu.?? The definition of a person is ?a living human.?? Therefore, a ninja is ?a living human skilled in ninjitsu.?? Since they are turtles, they are not ninjas.
11. George Washington was a pirate.
12. Pirates have been known to eat up to 70 pancakes in one sitting. Can a ninja do that? No sir.
13. Pirates have a universal symbol: the Jolly Roger.
14. Ninjas have no famous Disney characters. Pirates have Captain Hook.
15. Pirates sing pirate songs. Ninjas just read Cosmo.
16. No one can make artificial limbs look cool like pirates can.
17. Pirates get to pillage. Pillage...what a freaking cool word.
18. Shakespeare prefers pirates. There are pirates in The Tempest. Are there ninjas in any of Shakespeare's works!? No!
19. In the song "That's Life", Frank Sinatra sings, "I've been a puppet, a pauper, A PIRATE, a poet, a pawn and a king." Frank Sinatra is a pirate, FRANK SINATRA. Beat that, ninjas.
20. Ninjas don't get to keep the stuff that they steal. They give it to their government. You know what that means? Ninjas work for the man. That's right, THE MAN. Nobody likes the man. Nobody.
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