Would you marry a porno Queen?

[shilala]

Would you marry a porno queen?
Not a batwanger, a real female pornstar who's made upwards from 100 movies.
To qualify, she wouldn't continue to work in the trade once you were engaged, and she won't be bringing any of her girlfriends by the house except to make cookies and have Tupperware parties and other silly domestic shyt like that.

Okay, a little post-zebano edit...
She's clean, she's not entirely mental (no more than the average psycho-bitch) and she likes to watch football and fetch beer.
Post-brygy edit...
She's been involved in the nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred sex you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

 

[zebano]

Assumming we had a good releationship outside of sex and she has no std's, perhaps.

 

[suse920]

hell no

 

[Injury]

Not a chance.

I'd rather put a warm bucket of water next to me at nights. It's cheaper.

 

[BriGy86]

what kind of porn?

 

[Patt]

No. Some things I don't think I could get past. Softcore maybe, but not hardcore.

 

[Billzie7718]

Wait, she is a pron star, but I don't get to bang any of her friends? What's the point?

 

[cherrytwist]

Ummm...why even have option #3?

Porn star = slut. Duh.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

 

[Mathlete]

No way would I marry a porn star with a pole!!!

 

[Zanix]

Caint turn a Ho into a housewife! Ho's don' ack right!

 

[MustISO]

It would be hard to get past her lifestyle/career. It might be fun for a while but I doubt it would be a good marriage.

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: Injury
Not a chance.

I'd rather put a warm bucket of water next to me at nights. It's cheaper.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

then no

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

Well, if we are talking "Fausto approved" porn, then no, as there needs to be a little tread left on the tires, and once a whole midget can be jammed in there without a problem...

 

[imthebadguy]

 

[blackdogdeek]

under the circumstances in the OP, yes.

 

[dquan97]

sure, why not

 

[hdeck]

as long as she is clean

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

Well, if we are talking "Fausto approved" porn, then no, as there needs to be a little tread left on the tires, and once a whole midget can be jammed in there without a problem...

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

 

[Toasthead]

if I loved her and she loved me...why not?

 

[Slvrtg277]

If I could get the old Sky Lopez....before all the tats, then maybe. lol

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Sure, why not? Almost nobody marries as a virgin, everyone has a past. So what if the past was a little more active, it's just a matter of degrees. The guys who are saying "no" are just afraid that they won't, ummm, measure up to her past.

 

[moshquerade]

why would a guy want to marry a porno Queen with pole?

 

[shilala]

I don't think I'd get tired of looking at Jenna laying around the house very quickly.