Would you marry a porno Queen?

shilala

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Would you marry a porno queen?
Not a batwanger, a real female pornstar who's made upwards from 100 movies.
To qualify, she wouldn't continue to work in the trade once you were engaged, and she won't be bringing any of her girlfriends by the house except to make cookies and have Tupperware parties and other silly domestic shyt like that.

Okay, a little post-zebano edit...
She's clean, she's not entirely mental (no more than the average psycho-bitch) and she likes to watch football and fetch beer.
Post-brygy edit...
She's been involved in the nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred sex you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.


 

zebano

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Assumming we had a good releationship outside of sex and she has no std's, perhaps.
 

Injury

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Not a chance.

I'd rather put a warm bucket of water next to me at nights. It's cheaper.
 

Patt

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No. Some things I don't think I could get past. Softcore maybe, but not hardcore.
 

shilala

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Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.
 

MustISO

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It would be hard to get past her lifestyle/career. It might be fun for a while but I doubt it would be a good marriage.
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

Well, if we are talking "Fausto approved" porn, then no, as there needs to be a little tread left on the tires, and once a whole midget can be jammed in there without a problem...
 

DnetMHZ

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Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: BriGy86
what kind of porn?

The nastiest, filthiest, no-holes-barred shyt you can imagine with ninjas and midgets and lawn ornaments and all that shyt.

Well, if we are talking "Fausto approved" porn, then no, as there needs to be a little tread left on the tires, and once a whole midget can be jammed in there without a problem...

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway ;)
 

GagHalfrunt

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Sure, why not? Almost nobody marries as a virgin, everyone has a past. So what if the past was a little more active, it's just a matter of degrees. The guys who are saying "no" are just afraid that they won't, ummm, measure up to her past.
 

shilala

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I don't think I'd get tired of looking at Jenna laying around the house very quickly.