Would YOU eat the banana?

[igor_kavinski]

Advertised as "Golden Ripe Bananas.

Probably more so they can keep them longer for sale. Ripe bananas would go bad faster.

 

[BoomerD]

I found out the HARD way that green bananas are bad. Definitely the worst odor I've emitted from my body. Had it happened in a public place, it would have caused a general panic. In an office setting, the entire room would have to be cleared. And I probably would have had to quit my job to spare myself the eternal ridicule of being the office stinkass. But apparently, it's really good for the intestinal bacteria and intestinal health. Definitely do it in a cabin in the woods. Or if you want your wife to leave you 😀

My wife is pretty used to my nuclear gas by now. (almost 48 years married.) I think she has calluses in her nasal passages. I can usually clear a small park...like Yellowstone with one good fart.

Probably more so they can keep them longer for sale. Ripe bananas would go bad faster.

Obviously...it's just the advertising them as "golden ripe" when they're green as grass.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

FutureAd, when they're ripe, they'll be golden.

 

[igor_kavinski]

FutureAd, when they're ripe, they'll be golden.

Off topic but when I see unmarried ladies with small mammaries, I never pity them coz I know pregnancy will add some volume 😀

 

[igor_kavinski]

My wife is pretty used to my nuclear gas by now. (almost 48 years married.)

I think she probably has fun trying to figure out what you had for dinner or if she can guess what you had for dinner last night. Sometimes, I smell stuff that makes me think really hard when I ate it. Sometimes, the smell makes no sense at all. Like something the bacteria must have concocted on their own from the digested food.

 

[Muse]

I have never seen a green banana, reason being I lack the green cones in my eyes. Being total green blind is something of a curse.

Dayo, eezaay, DAYO! Daylight come and I wanna go home...

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Used to be a girl at a place I worked that ate a banana almost every morning.

Lots of people watched.

 

[igor_kavinski]

Lots of people watched.

She was OK with being stared at? Should have taken up a relevant profession.

 

[Muse]

Used to be a girl at a place I worked that ate a banana almost every morning.

Lots of people watched.

A really exciting place to work, obviously. 🙄

 

[A///]

Nah. My sex mojo is so down 🙁

in your country obsession with phallic shaped items as a male would be bad.