Would you donate a kidney?

[SlitheryDee]

Is an iPad2 enough for both of you?

Nope. I've got one already.

 

[darkxshade]

I'd do a trade... a kidney for a lung and some liver. good deal. I wonder what my cardio would be like with 3 lungs.

 

[mnewsham]

Nope. I've got one already.

Blow job and 10% raise?

 

[mnewsham]

I'd do a trade... a kidney for a lung and some liver. good deal. I wonder what my cardio would be like with 3 lungs.

Where would you put it? D:

 

[darkxshade]

Where would you put it? D:

There's space where my spare kidney used to be.

 

[rudeguy]

There's space where my spare kidney used to be.

lmfao

You guys are nuts

 

[Fenixgoon]

my nephew has kidney problems. if he needed one, i'd definitely donate (IIRC my blood is O-negative)

 

[lothar]

Nope. I've got one already.

Sell both and get an iPad3 with the proceeds. Keep any remaining change.

 

[DesiPower]

wow, OP is seriously messed up...

 

[rudeguy]

wow, OP is seriously messed up...

care to elaborate?

I'm not disagreeing by any means. I mean I thought we were joking about kittens and all of the sudden I am pondering giving away a major organ.

I just want to make sure I follow...

 

[KaOTiK]

I wouldn't mind donating a kidney but it would have to be to someone I liked. Not just a random co worker that happen to be a bit o bitch to me before they got rid of her position.

 

[lothar]

Oh, and to those that don't get my iPad2 reference:
https://www.google.com/search?q=kid...s=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

 

[Q]

Both of mine are full of stones, so I don't think anyone would want mine

 

[Matthiasa]

I don't think anyone would want mine, given one of the conditions I have.
In-fact if anything it would be me needing one.

 

[DesiPower]

care to elaborate?

I'm not disagreeing by any means. I mean I thought we were joking about kittens and all of the sudden I am pondering giving away a major organ.

I just want to make sure I follow...

Who is his sane mind would out of the blue, decide to give their KIDNEY to a coworker just bcoz the conversation started with a misunderstanding... its totally out of this world, do you even know the consequences? This is so unimaginable and unbelievable that it almost seems like a troll thread begging for a parody, embarrassment vs Kidney? dignity vs kidney??? dude... common... really... why are we even discussing this...

 

[SlitheryDee]

Sell both and get an iPad3 with the proceeds. Keep any remaining change.

Nope. I've decided that sex from a hot and incredibly grateful woman is the only acceptable currency for this transaction.

 

[lothar]

Nope. I've decided that sex from a hot and incredibly grateful woman is the only acceptable currency for this transaction.

Prostitution is not legal in the US.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Prostitution is not legal in the US.

She doesn't have to be a prostitute, just...grateful.

 

[lothar]

She doesn't have to be a prostitute, just...grateful.

She doesn't have to be a prostitute.
She could be an undercover cop working on a case of entrapment trying to catch little Johns like yourself. :sneaky:

 

[DesiPower]

Nope. I've decided that sex from a hot and incredibly grateful woman is the only acceptable currency for this transaction.

What kind of sex r we talking about? a one night stand for a kidney is definitely not it. She has to a sex slave or something like that... serious basement S&M shit...

 

[Red Squirrel]

Speaking of sex, I wonder if it would feel awkward to screw someone that has one of your organs.

 

[vi edit]

Speaking of sex, I wonder if it would feel awkward to screw someone that has one of your organs.

If my wife ever has to donate me a kidney I'll be sure to update this thread.

 

[SlitheryDee]

She doesn't have to be a prostitute.
She could be an undercover cop working on a case of entrapment trying to catch little Johns like yourself. :sneaky:

If she really needs a kidney I have nothing to worry about. ()

 

[MustangSVT]

nope only family members and close friends.

By your logic, why not give away all "extra" organs up right now to anyone in need?
hell, give your money while you are at it.

but I doubt you will go through with this anyway, since you need to post it on ATOT.
I foresee a complication preventing you from donating.

 

[Joseph F]

Fuck, I don't think I'd donate an organ to anyone who I didn't really care about.
You will see "organ donor" on my driver's license, however, when I get it.