Would you date Britney?

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oddyager

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
now, no way
back when she was a sane teenager, that is different

what he said. she was cute, and pleasant to look at then. now? all the money in the world isn't going to persuade me to touch that cesspool of Hollywood depravity.
 
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I'd bang that bitch every which way. I'd DHITB and wipe it off in her curtains.
At this point in her life, the only way she is going to be able to make money is to make a hard core porno.
 

HannibalX

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
I'd bang that bitch every which way. I'd DHITB and wipe it off in her curtains.
At this point in her life, the only way she is going to be able to make money is to make a hard core porno.

You're joking right?


And Britney?s not doing too bad herself, raking in a reported $737,000 a month , $9 million a year - with her reportedly being worth an estimated $125 million.

Click.
 
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Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
I'd bang that bitch every which way. I'd DHITB and wipe it off in her curtains.
At this point in her life, the only way she is going to be able to make money is to make a hard core porno.

You're joking right?


And Britney?s not doing too bad herself, raking in a reported $737,000 a month , $9 million a year - with her reportedly being worth an estimated $125 million.

Click.

OK, she's making money on investments and old record sales i guess. But most of that money is going up her nose or is being spent to satisfy her exhorbirant life style. Plus, she can be my sugar momma any time.
 

Sqube

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I voted no, but that was an error in retrospect. I'd be Britney's boy toy, mouth all the platitudes, and get all the loot I could get off of her.

Most people would, whatever they say. Britney's not ugly by any stretch.
 

BoomerD

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Once upon a time...HELL YES...

Nowadays? I'm not so sure...Yes, living the rich life would be good, but...well...would I have to tell anyone I was hittin it?
 

MmmSkyscraper

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Nowadays? I'm not so sure...Yes, living the rich life would be good, but...well...would I have to tell anyone I was hittin it?

Only the paparazzi swarm following you everwhere and 11ty billion people on teh internets.
 

amdhunter

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There isn't an orifice on her body I wouldn't defile with little amdhunter. I'd hit it in a second. :lips:
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Farang
Yes, money and bragging rights.

can you really call bragging rights on the fat ugly insane britney?
if it was a few years earlier, you might be ok, but now, i think most people would be like wtf?
 

Scarpozzi

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Britney has money and is above average in the looks dept...

That makes her datable. Otherwise:

She isn't classy.
She isn't smart.
She isn't emotionally stable.
She isn't a supermodel.
She isn't a good mother.
Btw.....she does have kids so she loses points for this, but not many because money trumps kids.