Would you date Britney?

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Nitemare

Lifer
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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: Nitemare
sex yes, ltr nope

You have to knock her up to make it official.
Hello Alimony!

shouldn't take that many tries

Brittany Murphy on the other hand, I'd tap that until I could not physically move...



and then tap some more...
 

Pacfanweb

Lifer
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If Britney told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, I'd fvck her twice then hit her in the head with a brick. (bonus if you can name the comedian that said that)


After getting a nice deposit in my bank account......
 

Nitemare

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
If Britney told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, I'd fvck her twice then hit her in the head with a brick. (bonus if you can name the comedian that said that)


After getting a nice deposit in my bank account......

Dice Clay?
 

Pacfanweb

Lifer
Jan 2, 2000
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
If Britney told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt, I'd fvck her twice then hit her in the head with a brick. (bonus if you can name the comedian that said that)


After getting a nice deposit in my bank account......

Dice Clay?
That's the one. Dude had some funny stuff when he first got popular, then he stopped copying Sam Kinison and wasn't as funny anymore.
 

Eli

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Oct 9, 1999
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Hell yes.

Maybe I could get her drunk enough to take a trip to Vegas.

;)
 

torpid

Lifer
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I don't date idiots, and I don't date people with kids. And I don't date people with untreated (or at least unsuccessfully treated) major mental illnesses.

So no.