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Would you break up with your gf if you caught her pooping?

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schneiderguy said:
I don't know if I could date a girl if I knew she pooped :|
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Someday, you might actually meet a real, live girl...and you'll be shocked when you find out they're almost human...and have MANY human-like traits.

They poop like humans, they fart like humans, they eat like humans...I mean like birds, but they have many traits that are NOT very human-like...but I'll leave it to you to discover those on your own. Some are not fit to discuss...even in such a place as this.
 
Married for 12 years. I've walked in on her since she doesn't close the door fully. She's left floaters before.

She won't fart in front of me, which means they get let loose when she sleeps. Gives me something to giggle about if I stay up later than her.
 
mcurphy said:
hehe, just wait until you are married with children. You'll find out that not only does your wife poop...but the kids poop too. And for some reason, kids can never remember to flush the damned toilette, so you'll be a witness to the #2's!!
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And they do it while the door is wide open.
 
HAL9000 said:
This may seem bizzare, but I can say hand on heart that (with the exception of a couple of times when I was ill) I have never farted infront of my partner.

8 1/2 years.
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Then you're doing it wrong. One of the joys of a relationship is ripping one in front of the SO. Good times.
 
Depends on where she was pooping. If it was in the toilet then no. If she was making me a sandwich with poop in it then probably yes.
 
My girlfriend a few years back was super sick. She called me one day specifically to tell me about her recent bathroom adventure, in which she had to deal with a combination of puking AND diarrhea. The apartment she was living in only had a small, narrow bathroom.

Well, she had a choice. She could either bend over and puke first, or sit down and sht first. Either way she was going to have to take a chance.

She chose to puke first.

She chose wrong.

As she was bent over puking, her ass released its cargo. Apparently she was literally firing 'rhea into the wall opposite the toilet, while simultaneously puking into the toilet bowl.

The worst (best?) part was that directly opposite the toilet, along the fecally-decorated wall, was a steam radiator. All her shit was dripping down into the fins of the radiator as well as behind it, makin it nearly impossible to clean.

Her dog was so traumatized that she later fond him under blankets on the couch shaking furiously. The dog though he did somethin wrong and witnessing that explosion of bodily fluids was his punishment.

She moved out a month later, but her roomate is, AFAIK, still living there.
 
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