Would you break up with your gf if you caught her pooping?

[schneiderguy]

I don't know if I could date a girl if I knew she pooped :|

 

[sandorski]

Shens. Girls don't poop. Everyone knows this.

 

[schneiderguy]

Shens. Girls don't poop. Everyone knows this.

Some do ANd it doesn't smell like flowers!

 

[deadlyapp]

win tags. I don't think I've ever been around my gf when shes pooped lol.

 

[Crono]

OP may need to go to kindergarten to read this:

 

[schneiderguy]

win tags. I don't think I've ever been around my gf when shes pooped lol.

Maybe you found one that doesn't poop? :hmm:

 

[helpme]

OP may need to go to kindergarten to read this:

I was going to post that

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

My ex used to drag me into the bathroom so we could continue our conversation while she pooped. It was cute.

 

[deadlyapp]

Maybe you found one that doesn't poop? :hmm:

One could hope. I could make millions.

 

[Newbian]

Short of catching her taking a shit on another guys chest that you didn't pay to watch it shouldn't bother you that much.

 

[Nebor]

My ex used to drag me into the bathroom so we could continue our conversation while she pooped. It was cute.

:|

 

[schneiderguy]

My ex used to drag me into the bathroom so we could continue our conversation while she pooped. It was cute.

-poop
-cute

choose one D:

 

[mcurphy]

hehe, just wait until you are married with children. You'll find out that not only does your wife poop...but the kids poop too. And for some reason, kids can never remember to flush the damned toilette, so you'll be a witness to the #2's!!

 

[Ms. DICKINSON]

just got done popping yo. u know what i mean.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

:|

tell me about it, those turds could have been all over his chest and instead his GF takes it to the bathroom and all they do is talk while in there

 

[ThatsABigOne]

Everyone poops shitloads. Everyone knows this.

 

[OCGuy]

Thats the one thing I don't like to know. We have been together for 6 years....and she better not stink up the place.

I go to our secondary bathroom to bomb it..

 

[Powermoloch]

lol

 

[Newbian]

I go to our secondary bathroom to bomb it..

Do you at least dutch oven her at times?

 

[mcurphy]

Do you at least dutch oven her at times?

lol, the pinnacle of any relationship is when you can give your significant other the dutch oven and he or she doesn't immediately leave your ass.

I was brave enough to try this on my wife a few years ago, and I laughed my ass off during the trial. She wasn't as amused as I was, and I had a few bruises to show afterwards, but it was worth it.

I now know, without a doubt, she will never leave me.

 

[zinfamous]

This is why Schniederguy remains a girly virgin.

 

[zinfamous]

:|

:thumbsup:

 

[MustangSVT]

does anyone poop so much that their poop is higher than the water level?

 

[HAL9000]

This may seem bizzare, but I can say hand on heart that (with the exception of a couple of times when I was ill) I have never farted infront of my partner.

8 1/2 years.

 

[zinfamous]

does anyone poop so much that their poop is higher than the water level?

one log?






















yes.