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Would you break up with your gf if you caught her pooping?

OP may need to go to kindergarten to read this:

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Short of catching her taking a shit on another guys chest that you didn't pay to watch it shouldn't bother you that much.
 
hehe, just wait until you are married with children. You'll find out that not only does your wife poop...but the kids poop too. And for some reason, kids can never remember to flush the damned toilette, so you'll be a witness to the #2's!!
 
Thats the one thing I don't like to know. We have been together for 6 years....and she better not stink up the place.

I go to our secondary bathroom to bomb it..
 
Newbian said:
Do you at least dutch oven her at times?
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lol, the pinnacle of any relationship is when you can give your significant other the dutch oven and he or she doesn't immediately leave your ass.

I was brave enough to try this on my wife a few years ago, and I laughed my ass off during the trial. She wasn't as amused as I was, and I had a few bruises to show afterwards, but it was worth it.

I now know, without a doubt, she will never leave me. 😀
 
This may seem bizzare, but I can say hand on heart that (with the exception of a couple of times when I was ill) I have never farted infront of my partner.

8 1/2 years.
 
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